Neo Seletisha

[Neo Seletisha @NeoSeletisha]

Its soo hot, I heard a fly change is buzz to yhoooooo

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

I’m the type of person who tries to fall back asleep in the morning, just to finish a dream.

[siyabonga ngwekazi @scoopmakhathini]

That dope moment when u don't know what day it is...#Dezembar

[Neo Seletisha @NeoSeletisha]

i want to sit in a tree and start K I S S I N G!

[Neo Seletisha @NeoSeletisha]

A pout... no more!

[Joyce Meyer @JoyceMeyer]

Talk about what God has done in your life more than you talk about what the devil is doing in your life.

[Neo Seletisha @NeoSeletisha]

Would you have sex after taking a dump?

[Neo Seletisha @NeoSeletisha]

RT @Gentlemenhood Smetmes whn we r sure dat our partner wont leave us we tend to put less important thngs in front of thm witout noticing.

[Neo Seletisha @NeoSeletisha]

This is the future, hahaha. RT @AntiJokeSchrute Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

[Neo Seletisha @NeoSeletisha]

The #ashtagmasion ads kill me. All thanks to @vuzu.tv

[Neo Seletisha @NeoSeletisha]

Please excuse my hands

[Haliki @XesivKuSH]

Then they justify it by sayin "Gluttony is a sin, therefore fat people are being punished with stretch marks in unnatural places"

[Neo Seletisha @NeoSeletisha]

if Apple made a car, would it have Windows?

[Neo Seletisha @NeoSeletisha]

Haha... yay Khaya won. Now its piracy and bluetooth... beware the tokoloshe (technology).

[Neo Seletisha @NeoSeletisha]

@PercyRockx @HlokzZ81 @MsMosane @Nthardy1 @tsheporabekane @JustM60 mos kea fieliwa ne... good friends you are

[Neo Seletisha @NeoSeletisha]

The longer u wait for things to 'get
better', the more time u waste in
truly finding better

[Neo Seletisha @NeoSeletisha]

SEX...

good now that i've got your attention. Good morning

[Neo Seletisha @NeoSeletisha]

dealing with ummatched libidos?

[Neo Seletisha @NeoSeletisha]

when an elephant draws water through its trunk... does the water taste like snort?

[Neo Seletisha @NeoSeletisha]

thanks buddy @keamoray