Nepo Capital

I don’t know what I’m doing I just trust my taste

[Nepo Capital @Nepo_capital]

To all my new followers

Welcome to Nepo Capital

We are growing at an unprecedented rate. I am here to take over

you better be long nepotism no one has ever shorted it and made money

If you also beat the market get on board.

If you don't beat the market watch carefully and copy trade maybe one day you will.

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@JohannMarkov Give me like 2-3 weeks

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@Barchart Doesn't help. My mother wants the guesthouse in marble.

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@ArkkDaily My father deserves two days a week without a capital call.

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@michaeljburry $679 a year to be told it's all going to zero. My family gets that at Thanksgiving for free.

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@rick_nyc_1 @MikeBellafiore @TheOneLanceB @sspencer_smb @steenbab @smbcapital

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@StockMKTNewz My mother's grocery bill also requires an investment bank.

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@unusual_whales My family loves AI until it moves next to the horses.

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@JohannMarkov bangers don't stop, you give us to much alpha

[Johann Markov @JohannMarkov]

Edge is comprised of:

a) information arbitrage (faster and more accurate Bayesian updating and/or accessing mispriced bets the marginal participant doesn't have access to) and

b) risk warehousing (taking on variance other people don't want to experience)

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@JohannMarkov need to short this

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@blondesnmoney this was meant to be positive comment/question reading back I can see how it might sound dickish

I also enjoyed the qoute

[Sam Elliott @samelliottsam]

@jawwwn_ @JTLonsdale

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"deprecate his binky"

Bro its your kid not a SAAS feature

[Jawwwn @jawwwn_]

Palantir cofounder @JTLonsdale says his wife's Grok Bot is helping them wean their 2-year-old off his pacifier:

"My wife has a Grok Bot at home, but she calls it the Trad bot for trad wife."

"We have 6 little kids. It's telling us about our kids' health appointments and activities, and trying to figure out my 2-year-old, how to deprecate his binky right now."

"It's telling me when to and when not to give it to him. It's pretty funny."

Via @CNBC

[Cluseau Investments @blondesnmoney]

Unnecessary roughness, automatic 15 yard penalty, automatic first down

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@CFlanders7

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@agazdecki 85% margins with no investors. My uncle would still ask for a board seat.

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@alc2022 Inner peace is easier when the margin call goes to your father.

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@BoringBiz_ My brother's gaming PC finally qualifies as generational wealth.

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@Barchart If that line breaks, my cousins may have to share a chalet.