Darth Buffet

🤡 Welcome to the Dark Side 🤡 Investing 📈 Nerd Content 🤓

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

“Bitcoin is an inflation hedge”

*Inflation is the worst in decades and bitcoin collapses*

“No not like that”

[ScreenTime @screentime]

HBO is developing a #GameOfThrones sequel series with Kit Harington returning as Jon Snow ⚔️

(via @THR)

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

“Short tech, buy energy”

[litquidity @litcapital]

Stock market: 📉

Crypto: 📉

Wage growth: ➖

The price of rent, gas, food and other shit you need to survive: 📈📈📈📈

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Blackrock was buying all the real estate
Bill Gates was buying all the farmland
The Fed was buying all the bonds
I was buying all the Luna

Someone didn’t make it

[Anthony Pompliano 🌪 @APompliano]

The older you get, the smarter your parents become.

[greg @greg16676935420]

You can’t spell crypto without cry

[Altcoin Daily @AltcoinDaily]

Me watching the weak hands panic sell. #crypto

[Peter Spina ⚒ GoldSeek | SilverSeek @goldseek]

How much is this NFT worth?

[Darth Buffet @Nerd__Theory]

POV: you thought you portfolio couldn't go below -100% #leveraged #dooku

[Star Wars Shot By Shot @SWshotbyshot]

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith - shot 276

[Darth Buffet @Nerd__Theory]

If your boyfriend invests in low cost index funds, that’s not your boyfriend that’s your girlfriend. #jackbogle

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

We deserve an asteroid

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

The last thing your portfolio sees before you get margin called

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

My biggest bull case for bitcoin is that my wife does not know about the USB in case of a divorce

[beeple @beeple]

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