Craig

I always saw myself as a trilogy.

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One hour and 30 mins into Kill Bill vol. 2 I cry... Every. Damn. Time. #MommyDaddyIssues #KillBill #TarantinoTears

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I think @BRIANMBENDIS just sold his kids to @JeffLemire.

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On the other hand, saw blade yo-yos. #Octopussy

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In summary, #Octopussy is a dream sequence brought on by too many martinis and not enough common sense. Goodnight.

Mary Goodnight.

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The final insult of her in The Golden Gun was that, as a romantic interest, she is replaced by Mary Goodnight. #Octopussy

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... where Maud's character was treated horribly, by every party, and was killed and then displayed and left invisible. #Octopussy

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... isn't from the events of this film but from the events of TMWTGG (wow, that is horrible... way worse than Star Trek: TNG)... #Octopussy

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This explains Bond's instant connection with #Octopussy... not that it gets paid off... and the bond (no pun intended) they share...

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... but a dream representation of the character she played in The Man with the Golden Gun. A guilt-ridden dream. #Octopussy

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Maud's character, who, incidentally, doesn't have a whole lot to do in the movie named after her, isn't actually a character... #Octopussy

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... that is why Maud Adams is the only actress to play a different Bond girl twice (apologies for using the phrase "bond girl"). #Octopussy

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If a Bond movie could dream, Octopussy would be the dream it would be talking about the next morning. In fact... #Octopussy

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... it is the best Art Film of a Bond movie. Somewhere between Never Say Never Again and Gus Van Sant's Psycho. #Octopussy

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Okay, I think I've figured out Octopussy. Instead of being the worst Bond movie (Diamonds and View breath a sigh of relief)... #octopussy

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Wife went out to an artsy/fartsy event to get some culture. I'm re watching Octopussy after 20 years or so. Culture win: me. #bond #culture

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@JHickman wait for Spectre.

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@scott_tobias Please don't add those things.

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@marcbernardin As a writer, is there a perfect ratio of producing content and consuming others' content on a given day?

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@scottmccloud Saving Major Tom.

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@RheaButcher And 100% love.

And, like, 50% more poop.