Jo

Artwork at @Featherspell ~ City girl adopted by Cornish merfolk🧜🏻‍My wife is my life🌈

[Jo @Nerdmaid]

Oh Cornelia. You just became a lesbian icon. 😳😭❤️ #Eurovision

[TwistedDoodles @twisteddoodles]

Austria #Eurovision

[Jo @Nerdmaid]

#Eurovision

[Jo @Nerdmaid]

Is the cartoon cat like Abba Voyage…? Surely a hologram. Baffled. #BritainsGotTalent

[Jo @Nerdmaid]

I realise it’s not the biggest problem in the world today, but @CadburyUK has done us dirty this year. The Heroes advent calendar is 90% caramels. Not a wispa or a twirl in sight. Feels like the cheap ones got thrown in first.

[Jo @Nerdmaid]

@CeeCee1973 @wills46 I was wondering the same

[Jo @Nerdmaid]

What the heckin heck is going on? #ridley

[Jo @Nerdmaid]

#Ridley is great, genuinely…except the lack of pace, the 3000 names to keep up with, and the most unbelievable lesbian insemination process known to tv. Such great actors, so much potential.

[Jo @Nerdmaid]

@cassandra2020 You clearly never watched neighbours and home and away in the 90s. It’s where I got all my knowledge of Australia from. 🤣

[Jo @Nerdmaid]

I’m very invested in #AustralianBakeoff this week, but there is not a country in the world, including Australia, in which that is a trifle. I googled it. Australians make trifles like we do. I’d eat it, of course. But it’s not a trifle. #GABO

[Jo @Nerdmaid]

Totally baffled by #murderinprovence - I assumed it would be like Death in Paradise with a mix of ex-pats, British tourists and actual French people. Nope. Some very British-acting ‘French’ people speak English and don’t know what Marmite is. Allo Allo was more realistic.

[Jo @Nerdmaid]

I’m sorry @NYBakeryCo but your ‘New York or nothin’ advert is grating. A polish food item that’s important in the Jewish community around the world. East London bagel makers would probably argue a smidge of cultural appropriation. #BrickLane #Bagel #beigelbake

[Jo @Nerdmaid]

I’m calling Motsi Mabuse for chandelier 💃 #MaskedSingerUk

[Anna Biller @missannabiller]

No one can prevent you from writing a novel. It's not illegal, and you can't get arrested for it. If someone is mad enough about it they might try to kill you, but that's a risk you have to take.

[Jo @Nerdmaid]

@ESDale77 Such a mood. The garden is lovely and it doesn’t have traffic jams.

[Jo @Nerdmaid]

@K_Stansfield @AllisonandBusby @SerenBooks Thank you so much for The Mermaid’s Call. I’ve just finished it, read mostly in the car, with coffee and cake and a view of the sea at Marazion. 🧜🏻‍♀️

[Jenny Wren Creates @JennyWrenCreate]

The drizzle finally paused, so #TransPride and #BiPride hats are in the shop!

Also now in stock are hand sanitizer keyrings

#handmade #indiebusiness #pride #BucketHat #SummerHats #etsyukseller

[Jo @Nerdmaid]

@gayrath It’s great as always! Someone seems to have set a theme though. Angels and devils...and everyone in Britney’s leotard.

[Jo @Nerdmaid]

@linkinpark - calls lawyers #Finland #Eurovision