Herb Hastings

Retired LEO

[Herb Hastings @Nerdparent]

It's an old joke that a redneck's last words often are "Wait, bet you can't do this" New twist for #GenX "wait, I saw a guy do this on #TicTok"

[Herb Hastings @Nerdparent]

Speaker McCarthy perhaps should have read the fine print when he sold his soul.

[Herb Hastings @Nerdparent]

Starting to get the feeling that reading posts on #Twitter is like checking out a scrawled message on a dilapidated building.

[Herb Hastings @Nerdparent]

@SandyMedellin15 This is where Ted Cruz blames his children for him fleeing Texas

[Herb Hastings @Nerdparent]

@TheAuthorGuy Thanks for releasing #razzmatazz on my birthday. It made a great gift. Just finished it. Lots of fun. Raymond Chandler crossed with George R R Martin.

[Herb Hastings @Nerdparent]

Books divide history into "Eras" with names meant to sum up the spirit of the times. The best they are going to be able to do with the 2020's is "What the fuck happened?"

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

just want to leave this right here. Hmmmmm…

[Herb Hastings @Nerdparent]

@KBAndersen But their thought and prayers are with the Michigan school children

[Herb Hastings @Nerdparent]

Tried to watch Thanksgiving parade on #CBS. As soon as the parade actually stated they cut to a commercial! Then hawking https://t.co/HOc9W2GkgH Decided not to waste any more time.

[Herb Hastings @Nerdparent]

@TheAuthorGuy I don't get a chance to use ribald in a sentence very often but #TheStupidestAngel is a ribald delight. The perfect Christmas story, considering the current state of the world.

[Herb Hastings @Nerdparent]

Do you ever get the feeling that the founder of #QAnon is just some guy with a twisted sense of humor testing to see how unlimited the gullibility of the human race is..I mean Keith Richards is JFK!!!

[Eric Umansky @ericuman]

BREAKING: Liberty University, founded by Jerry Falwell, threatened to punish students who reported being raped.

An official told us he was just fired for raising concerns. He called it “conspiracy of silence.”

https://t.co/PxrCQ8avn4

By @hannah_dreyfus

[Herb Hastings @Nerdparent]

@AudreyStJames1 https://t.co/u1fZYBBfBD

[Herb Hastings @Nerdparent]

#DopesickHulu episode 2 did not show up on my feed, how do I fix this? episodes 1 and 3 did.

[Herb Hastings @Nerdparent]

@RepMoBrooks Mo "prays for the safety of the Capitol Police" except when his friends attack them.

[Jake Lobin @JakeLobin]

Average COVID hospital stay: $73,300

Average vaccine: $0.00

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

#FoxHatesCops is trending #11 in America. RT to help push it #1 and expose how Fox is censoring our police officers.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Fox News won't run our ad highlighting the testimony of the 4 US Capitol Police officers because #FoxHatesCops.

Can we get 1,500 fast RTs and replies with that hashtag to get it trending and expose their shame?

Please and thank you.🙏💪

[Herb Hastings @Nerdparent]

Watching the #Olympics I was struck by what a silly game #waterpolo is. It might be improved if the players had to keep their eyes closed and shout Marco-Polo to find the goal.

[Herb Hastings @Nerdparent]

@PalmerReport DeSantis views his most important job is to keep the #OrangeMan happy. Nothing else matters.