Chris Pikachu

Who me? Nothing special; A cook, Cajun/Creole hybrid with a love for psychology, culinary nutrition, and writing jokes.

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#INeverNeedAReasonTo drink booze with strangers. It's the people I know who drive me to mix tequila,with vodka, and a splash of scotch: the escape plan.

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@kris10sghosty

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#INeverNeedAReasonTo put on underwear; so I don't.😜

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#INeverNeedAReasonTo to harbor ill feelings towards a foreign country; we just reframe it as "nationalism."

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#INeverNeedAReasonTo Scratch in-between my toes, with the same sock that gave me athletes foot to begin with.

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I'll die sooner from dehydration long before a gluten binge, let alone my lack of healthy fats; turns out snake oil is an Omega3-free ripoff.

[Jim McCue @JimMcCue]

DuPont was found liable in the first trial over Teflon-making chemical C-8. I did not think these charges would stick.

#comedy #facts #laugh

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My antique sous vide cooker
#OddThingsToAuctionOff

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Puppy-Raiser.
#TakeHorrorOutOfHorrorFilms

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I Know What You Did Last Summer; Soup Kitchen Volunteer.
#TakeHorrorOutOfHorrorFilms

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R.E.M. Sleep on Elm Street.
#TakeHorrorOutOfHorrorFilms

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"Wish-Comes-True"master.
#TakeHorrorOutOfHorrorFilms

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The "Happily Ever After" Of Chucky.
#TakeHorrorOutOfHorrorFilms

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Cruelty-free may contain irony.
#MoralOfTheStoryIn5Words

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Stop f**king with the animals.
#MoralOfTheStoryIn5Words

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Miltant veganism is rarely virtuous.
#MoralOfTheStoryIn5Words

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Relationship drama; the hidden penalties.
#MoralOfTheStoryIn5Words

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Don't touch my knife; organ.
#MoralOfTheStoryIn5Words

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Don't buy firearms from reletives.
#MoralOfTheStoryIn5Words

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Trick; Pornhub brand Halloween costumes.
Treat; Tim Horton's new aspic jelly filled donuts.
#CanadianTricksAndTreats