Maria

Movie quoter, entertainment lover, music listener, book reader, galactic bounty hunter in training, and student of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

[Maria @NerdyZombie]

Man. I haven’t been on here in a long time. And going through old tweets... I’m glad I didn’t stick with what I had. I’m glad I gave someone else a chance.

[Boondock Girls @boondock_girls]

An old post, just cuz I still find it hilarious 😂 #CaliforniaSurferBoy #BoondockSaints @wwwbigbaldhead @seanflanery @BoondockSaints

[Maria @NerdyZombie]

If you don't want me w/ another guy, come get me. I'd love to be yours, but I can't wait forever.

[Maria @NerdyZombie]

We ate and hung out for a little bit and your first assumption is we slept together.... really...

[Maria @NerdyZombie]

It's funny how u think Im being childish when im jealous when you're w/ a girl, & you sit there &play 20 questions when I go out with a guy

[Maria @NerdyZombie]

Listening to that last night... She had a good night... Why do I even hold out hope for you...

[Maria @NerdyZombie]

I let people take advantage of me. It means at least someone is giving me a little attention...

[Maria @NerdyZombie]

This is my life. Always an option. Never a first choice.

[Maria @NerdyZombie]

I hate myself. I get so stupidly jealous. but I get so worried that they'll take my best friend from me.

[Maria @NerdyZombie]

Goddamn. I really don't want to fucking go, and that's terrible of me.

[Maria @NerdyZombie]

I wonder if you ever smile to yourself when you see my name show up on your phone.

[Maria @NerdyZombie]

just have to get through two more hours and then I can go home and stay away from everything so i don't fuck anything else up

[Maria @NerdyZombie]

I hate how jealous I get over someone who isn't even with me, and probably doesn't want to be. I need to just move on. seriously.

[Maria @NerdyZombie]

@phillybo you just made me cry so hard. I needed this. I needed to read this. thank you.

[Maria @NerdyZombie]

"Shit, baby girl. What you making for supper?!"
"Food."
so dumb. but I laugh so damn hard

[Maria @NerdyZombie]

I think it's so funny when a guy I'm not interested in won't leave me alone and is so persistent and I am horribly vague on everything lol

[Maria @NerdyZombie]

If I were you, I'd run and hide because a beautiful darkness has arrived. #Whitechapel @WhitechapelBand #ReprogrammedToHate

[Maria @NerdyZombie]

@kylieC94 Hahaha, that big bastard!!

[Maria @NerdyZombie]

@kylieC94 bahahahaha!! I'm dyin' over here!! He said other people smelled it. That's hilarious!!

[Maria @NerdyZombie]

@kylieC94 Haha, maybe it wasn't him them but he messaged me sayin' he had some terrible ones