Tanner Smith

[Tanner Smith @NERSMITTY]

I just want to give Drew Brees a hug right now. I can totally relate to being ignorant on something and getting absolutely shredded for it

[Tanner Smith @NERSMITTY]

Dear TikTok,

Why is the Sofia the First theme song a trend?
Why do so many people know the words?
Why does the theme song for a show made for five-year-olds ABSOLUTELY SLAP???

[Tanner Smith @NERSMITTY]

Random famous person: Tweets "I'm always tired for no reason"
Everyone: "oMg tEa SiS!!!"
Me: Tweets "I'm always tired for no reason"
Everyone:

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My parents made me set up a voicemail greeting today, so everyone call me and listen to the most spiteful "business-suave alpha male" impression of all time

[Tanner Smith @NERSMITTY]

Note to self: Calling others out for being simps inadvertently makes you a simp as well

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When you finally get Minecraft but all of your friends have Java and you have Bedrock so you can't play with each other

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People out here going on VACATION during Coronavirus when my mom won't even let me leave my HOUSE

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Apparently the college sent the ENTIRE CAMPUS an email declaring me an "esports champion"

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I woke up to my phone giving me one of those really freaky emergency alerts with that harsh dial tone (I sleep with earbuds in).

Before I read "snow squall warning", I seriously thought Iran was nuking us.

Thanks phone. Good morning to you too.

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You know it's gonna be a great decade when the first meme is being drafted into World War 3

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It's really weird being on summer break having not gone through an entire week of sitting in school doing nothing beforehand

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Breakfast bagels at the TUB are $4.21
Never before has the human race come so close to perfection

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Attention residents of New Wilmington:
We found a ball rolling unattended down 158 in New Wilmington. If this is your ball, please retrieve it at Gabe Costello's house.

[Tanner Smith @NERSMITTY]

208 is a warzone on ice this morning

[LG | MkLeo @Mkleosb]

Time to pick up shulk

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I came downstairs to my dad watching competitive overwatch on TV

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Someday, someone's gonna try and shoot me in an alley and I'll die attempting to shield it like in Super Smash Bros.

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Nobody:
The Weather Channel: RAPID CITY, SOUTH DAKOTA

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I have an ear infection so now everyone sounds like GLaDOS from Portal

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If this was Turner I SWEAR TO GOD

[DISTRICTS @pmeaconfessions]

“‘Two girls hit me up today apparently I was quite the ladies’ man at Districts’” (D5)