Essential Twerker

Mommy • Chef’s 🕊️wife • Reluctant Widow • 🇭🇹 Hostess • Ceramicist • upcycling • flowers • Remnants of an internet model• Follow me. I’m funny sometimes.

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“I made you a bracelet. It’s me and you inside. You can look in it and think of me.”
She just made my whole day. #momlife

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@DontWorryBoutB He didn’t have dying grandma to fly to. He played her. Why are people acting like she didn’t respect his time of hardship?? He’s disgusting and she was naive.

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@ShilohxxJulia @JebraFaushay You’re lying. GREAT WOLF??!! Kid city??!!!

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Arresting Comey for seashells? Arrest the pedophiles. They’re right there!!!!

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Ahhhhh 😍😍

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@ItsKingSlime She could not fix that man. He’s like thanks for whatever you did!

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@FloridaCatt @YSLONIKA Omg!!

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@sucre_xo Is that Alex Mac?

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The excuses I see for not tipping are ridiculous. It rarely has to do with poor service. People are just being dicks.

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@AngryRedInc @skinclasshero I’m so so sorry.

Been there.

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@beyoncegarden @CecebetterCCme Everytime they got to the mamacita I did the dance 💃🏾😂

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@VanessaVeasley Not Melania playing games on the line!

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@BGatesIsaPyscho “This isn’t some area of Brooklyn” as if there aren’t areas in BK with way pricier real estate.

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@Raindropsmedia1 Yeah that’s my baby now. I’m calling the authorities.

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@MyLordBebo I couldn��t sit through the whole thing. Definitely reminiscent of my psychotic break.

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Redact his face. There’s mad pictures of him. Epstein is so fucking ugly. The anger I have for these innocent victims.

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@Aliceshaw25 I mean she could have eaten pizza though, damn.

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@Revenantblack_ @netflix We were children. 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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@NYCMayor There are plenty of NYC hotels that are 200/night and less for the people being obnoxious on purpose.

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@NYCMayor For real 👀

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@HazelAppleyard She did it too long, damn. He says something immediately.