Star Man

Star Man is a parody account providing witty commentary to your WWE wrestling every Monday night and WWE RAW Network specials.

[Star Man @NESStarman]

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@90sWWE I remember watching the Striped Frown wrestle the Iron Sheik for the Intercontinental Title in 1982.

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Sami Zayn is the savior of the WWE. He needs the title back and a very long run.

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How to sell a title loss in 60 seconds:

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Of course, I didn't watch #WWERaw last night because I was watching Team USA lose to Belgium. I found out that Sami Zayn, who held the belt for all of one week, lost the title to the walking human skid mark, CM Punk. #WWE you are so dumb.

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Seth "Your WrestleMania main event record will never be broken."

The way Triple H is booking, he ain't wrong. #WWERaw

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Oba Femi won King Of The Ring but he's not going for Reigns' title? Instead he wants to fight Lesnar... for a 3rd time. Who the hell in a cell is booking these shows and PLEs?! Oh, yeah. A doofus son-in-law. #WWERaw

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Zayn vs Rhodes vs Gunther match was one of the best main event matches I have seen in a while (mind you, the bar is very low). #WWENOC

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Corey has to carry the match because Cole's mic is out. 🤣 #WWENOC

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I haven't seen a table transfer and smash in a while. Nice one! #WWENOC

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Sami Zayn comes out as new character Admiral Ackbar. #WWENOC

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I will say this: the women's matches have been way more entertaining so far on #WWENOC

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Tiffany Stratton has Mothra attached to her chest. #WWENOC

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For the people of Riyadh, I apologize on behalf of the American people for that Williams Vs Saints match. And feel free to sue the WWE for crimes against humanity. #WWENOC

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The girlfriend "Well, I guess I'm the designated driver tonight."

[What’s the Word? @wtwmass]

Two Massachusetts State Troops caught on camera in a fight at Reel House in Quincy MA last night

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I made it through 3 minutes of Williams vs Saints match. #WWENOC

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@KO_Sequence Wow. That's some good audio for a clip captured on a smartphone. It's almost like they are mic'ed up and this was planned...🤔

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Trick Williams vs Ricky Saints. And this match is later in #WWENOC.

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Who knew the table would be the only man to take out Bron Breakker. #WWENOC

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Corey "One thing I have learned is never underestimate Seth "the architect" Rollins plan. It may take 20 years, and he may get injuries that sideline him for years, and he may put a clique together then they will all disappear due to injuries, but the plan works!" #WWENOC

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Corey "Like a shark that smells blood in the water, Liv is going to feast."
Cole "Speaking of blood, did you know that female wrestlers that wrestle together often share the same menstrual cycle."
#WWENOC

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Iyo just high fived 10 boys in the audience. They will be all euthanized after the show per Riyadh custom. #WWENOC