Maxwell

living life somewhere between a bumblebee and racehorse

[Maxwell @Nessus_Poole]

Exciting news for Water Safety Month! The NRA is giving $5 Million in grants for swim lessons this year.
Doing their part to make sure drowning doesn't over take them in childhood mortality ranking.

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@bbylwyr21 I'm crossing my fingers for a Lions V Pack matchup after the 49ers.

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@crow_beach Pluie is finally getting more highways

[Raffi Cavoukian 🇨🇦 @Raffi_RC]

still waiting! 🍌 would be ever so nice. a bill with a peel. bananafiver! #bananaphone

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@crow_beach I'm a big fan of that version. Now this one. Disgusting.

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@AmyMasson Our family does everyone gets stockings (new toothbrush and tooth paste, deodorant, handful of pocket tissue packages, and favorite type of gum)

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@katifinch Hugs! You are amazing, valued, and do wonderful things for the universe. Hope your brain lets you appreciate that sentiment more often.

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@officialmattsny @smartereveryday Bust out the SNATCH BLOCKS! and you'll be golden.

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Haven't even owned this house for a month and already lost like six razor knifes and eight tape measures. Just going to tie a string to one of each in every room now.

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Can't wait for the series to drop.

[Craig Baird - Canadian History Ehx @CraigBaird]

Each province and territory in Canada, represented by a Muppet who lives there. Generated by AI.

1. British Columbia

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Hairspray: Potato Canon Fuel, Adhesive for 3D printer beds, Needle threading assistant... It's like all the other cosmetology supplies out there aren't even trying.

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@smartereveryday Swim coach/aquatics director

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@crow_beach Wouldn't that just make the part of the Monotreme order?

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"Slow swimmers go to IU Fast swimmers go to Purdue" little kid at the swim meet today.

I hate to say it kid you might want to read up on Doc Counsilman and Mark Spitz. Sending 14 athletes and two coach to the Tokyo games is nothing to sneeze at either.

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Getting bombarded with reminders to vote in Wisconsin, Georgia, and Indiana. Am I the rampant fraudulent voter that "Y'all Qaeda" is looking for?

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@DanRather RRFFFffzfc

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When wiring an outlet that bare shinny wire it just for decoration right? I should just clip it short no need to connect it.

Asking for whoever previously wired this house.

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This week is shaping up to be a shit sandwich grilled in a dumpster fire.

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@AmyMasson @khaskett94 Chili and a drink as well? That's worth the price of admission right there!

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@AmyMasson Whats your policy on adult trick or treaters? Asking for a friend since I'll be back in that area by Halloween.