Annette

[sticking to glass @helicopterevil]

Me when when my friend Bert asks me if I want ice cream: sherbet

[yedoye @yedoye_]

starting to think business is standing on me

[krimbo @fuckasparagus]

why don't plankton just run into the krusty krab with a gun and blow everyone shit smoove off

[erika @yeeeerika]

bad weekend to be a hot dog

[garshmo @garshmo]

I’m still seeing some dude’s high beams from 3 days ago

[໊ @nlc1k]

i used to draw tf outta that sun in the corner of the paper when i was a kid

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[Karl-Anthony Tobias @ihaveneckpain]

Fuck does bob need a garage for

[bleet @lilbleetbitchh]

I be hittin that mf roundabout so hard I be ina passenger seat

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

It's scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

[☿ ‧₊˚ .:*・ @777ftdeep]

i could survive in the microwave for a few minutes i think

[digital bath @digital_bath___]

telling my boss i’d rather get shot 17 times than be here

[bum @BattleRapBum]

money on the line mo

[adam @adoomie03]

Nice high beams bro do you wanna see an unregistered firearm