Jacob Waters

Platinum Castaway Club Trash | Probably on a Cruise | Mouse Accountant

[Jacob Waters @NetworkingProbs]

I consider myself a great recycler due to the fact that I get money from Disney and then immediately find ways to give it back to them.

[Jacob Waters @NetworkingProbs]

@Chilis why do you offer the 7+ party size, that instructs you to call the restaurant, just for them say that they don’t do call ahead seating for that size?

[Olivia @olivianba]

Clay Bennett has never been too good for the shirts and we love him for that

[Jacob Waters @NetworkingProbs]

@ChettPease @SeaWorld My $21 tacos from December

[Jacob Waters @NetworkingProbs]

Just found out that my car insurance just went down by $112, so 2025 is off to a good start in my books. @progressive

[Jacob Waters @NetworkingProbs]

Lost power in the office building… is this like a college professor situation? After 15 minutes can I just leave and go home?

[Jacob Waters @NetworkingProbs]

Overheard someone at the office say “Hey Francisco”

*the new narrative living rent free in my head*

[Jacob Waters @NetworkingProbs]

What happened to the art of fresh baked cookies at open houses? Out of the 8 homes I’ve seen in the past few weeks, the only cookies were stale, Publix rainbow sprinkle sugar cookies still in the plastic container.

[Jacob Waters @NetworkingProbs]

@corrinnenicole This tweet didn’t age well (for the better)

[Jacob Waters @NetworkingProbs]

I haven’t heard White Flag by Dido in probably 10 years, but I have heard it every day for the past week when I walk into Panera to get my bagel and coffee before work.

[Jacob Waters @NetworkingProbs]

Hi @corrinnenicole please text me back it’s important (I want too book a cruise)

[I Don’t Even Know a Samantha ❄️ @MickeyExpediti1]

Developing the parks with fan input is like cleaning out the closet with a 6 yo

"OK, let's give away Tom Sawyer Island to make room for new toys."
"But MOOMMMMM Tom Sawyer Island is MY FAVORITE!"
"You haven't played with Tom Sawyer Island in 3 years."
"I was JUST GOING TO."

[Disney Parks @DisneyParks]

😈 BREAKING 😈 Villains Land is coming to Magic Kingdom with two major attractions, dining at @WaltDisneyWorld! https://t.co/DEyiwSBMLb 👀🖤 #D23 #Horizons

[Disney Parks @DisneyParks]

🚢 BREAKING 🚢 Disney Cruise Line will add 4 NEW CRUISE SHIPS to its fleet between 2027 and 2031! https://t.co/1GD2SapY6C 🤯 https://t.co/1GD2SapY6C #D23 #Horizons

[Boyan Slat @BoyanSlat]

Congratulating #CrowdStrike for reaching its carbon neutrality targets six years early through its disruption of global air traffic today!

[Max @MFRP92]

Microsoft outage but Teams and Outlook are both fine is the adult version of snow that doesn’t settle enough for a school closure.

[Jacob Waters @NetworkingProbs]

Is there anything that feels more Florida than a pub sub on the beach?

[Jacob Waters @NetworkingProbs]

@parkhopperzach Not to mention the walk from the ship to the tram will be nearly 1/2 a mile.

[Scott Gustin @ScottGustin]

NEW: Victoria & Albert’s at Disney’s Grand Floridian Resort & Spa at Walt Disney World has been awarded a MICHELIN star.

The announcement was made Thursday evening during the 2024 Michelin Guide Ceremony in Tampa.

[BriMan @BriManIU]

Ludacris gonna go from Super Bowl Halftime to SeaWorld 7 Seas in a few weeks.