Chathurya Wanniarachchi

writer/law student/dog parent/dinosaur enthusiast/space nerd

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

*Me as a lawyer*

your honor, I have screenshots

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

sorry i’m turning this in last minute. I had weeks to do it, but can’t function without the fear of god inside me

[trash jones @jzux]

i should be able to put my friends on my health insurance. we can take turns being the health insurance guy while the others just vibe in safety

[trash jones @jzux]

therapist told me something was an “unhelpful thought.” how do i break the news that none of my thoughts are helpful

[trash jones @jzux]

bird flu? i sure hope it did

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

when you open a snack and you hear paws running your way 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

I’m at the age where checking Gmail is part of my social media routine

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

Retweet if you have the best dog.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

i really wanna go for walks at night but i’m actually a girl :))

[Women's March @womensmarch]

New month, same mantra: Smash the patriarchy.

[trash jones @jzux]

chicago-style pizza implies the existence of AP style pizza

[trash jones @jzux]

oh thanks for asking, i’m bad! how are you

[MOON LOVER @M1ONLOVER]

Cross the moon.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“what do you wanna be for halloween?” i wanna be enough bro