— 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮

[— 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮 @NeverFo1ds]

𝐈𝐧 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐤,

𝐈 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐲 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧.

[— 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮 @NeverFo1ds]

IM NOT PUTTIN’ ON T’ MAID OUTFIT!

… unless I hear a please…

[— 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮 @NeverFo1ds]

“ I see couples dancin’ on t’ app ! Maybe we could do t’at ! “

[⏤͟͟͞͞☆𝙍𝙊𝙂𝙐𝙀 @ROGUESGONEWILD]

" 𝐇𝐮𝐡... 𝐌𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐡 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐚 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞... "

[— 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮 @NeverFo1ds]

“ since before I made t’ meal ! I heard t’ younger mutants talkin’ about it ! “

[⏤͟͟͞͞☆𝙍𝙊𝙂𝙐𝙀 @ROGUESGONEWILD]

" 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐚𝐡 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚, 𝐂𝐚𝐣𝐮𝐧? "

[— 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮 @NeverFo1ds]

“ you’re a savior Jubilee ! For savin’ my ass I’ll take ya’ out t’ dinner one day now ! I promise ya’ t’at ! “

[𝔹𝕆𝕎 ℂℍ𝕀ℂ𝕂𝔸 𝕆𝕆ℍ-𝕎𝔸ℍ! @FireworkedJubes]

"Grill's yours, Cajun. Food's good.

You might wanna talk to Jean about the kitchen, though. I'll vouch for you just this once."

[— 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮 @NeverFo1ds]

“ I tried a recipe on t’at app called…. TikTok ? “

[⏤͟͟͞͞☆𝙍𝙊𝙂𝙐𝙀 @ROGUESGONEWILD]

" 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐀𝐡 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧... 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬... "

[— 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮 @NeverFo1ds]

“ seems like y’ like it mon ami . Did I earn my cookin’ rig’ts back ? “

[𝔹𝕆𝕎 ℂℍ𝕀ℂ𝕂𝔸 𝕆𝕆ℍ-𝕎𝔸ℍ! @FireworkedJubes]

" . . . "

Silence.

Followed by that plate getting absolutely CLEANED.

[— 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮 @NeverFo1ds]

“ W’y are we sad chère ? “

[⏤͟͟͞͞☆𝙍𝙊𝙂𝙐𝙀 @ROGUESGONEWILD]

𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚗 𝚠𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚗𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚜...

[— 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮 @NeverFo1ds]

T’is is how i’m gonna ‘ave ‘er lookin’.

[ᅠᅠ ݁✱‍ 𓈒ᜓ𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐀 𝐑͟𝐎͟𝐌͟𝐀͟𝐍͟𝐎͟𝐅͟𝐅 @widowafterdark]

⠀⠀ ⠀ ╱ ˖ ࣪ ͏͏ 𓂅 ͏͏ ᳝˚

[— 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮 @NeverFo1ds]

@MARlELEBEAU “ y’ can ‘elp if y’d like m’ love ! “

( he says excitedly to cook with his lover . He walked over to the grill and used his hand to motion her over . )

[— 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮 @NeverFo1ds]

@MARlELEBEAU ( he kissed her on the cheek then put on his apron . )

I’ll grill us t’ best steak ever m’ love!

[— 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮 @NeverFo1ds]

@MARlELEBEAU Chère I’ll just grill us a dinner!

( he spoke as he hugged her from behind . )

You in t’ mood for steak?

[— 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮 @NeverFo1ds]

@MARlELEBEAU Everyone chère! Everyone!

[— 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮 @NeverFo1ds]

@MARlELEBEAU I’ve already been yelled at chère.

( disappointed look spread all over his face with a big frown . )

[— 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮 @NeverFo1ds]

As long as ya’ t’ink so chère.

Does it taste as good as it looks?

[𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍’ 𝐈𝐓 𝐀𝐋͟𝐋 .ᐟ @siphonslust]

already lookin’ a lot better…

nice work, sweetie pie. * 😚

[— 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮 @NeverFo1ds]

( he crossed his arms waiting for her judgement. He locked in grilling this steak, arguably the best one he’s ever made . )

[𝔹𝕆𝕎 ℂℍ𝕀ℂ𝕂𝔸 𝕆𝕆ℍ-𝕎𝔸ℍ! @FireworkedJubes]

SHE will be the judge of that.

...it looks good, at least.

Time for the taste test.

[— 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮 @NeverFo1ds]

I got yelled at by everyone chère!

I made us a new dinner!

[𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍’ 𝐈𝐓 𝐀𝐋͟𝐋 .ᐟ @siphonslust]

why does it look so… plastic…

lord have mercy. * 💧

[— 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮 @NeverFo1ds]

( he finished grilling and set the steak on a plate with a small cup of cheese and a baked potato . )

T’ere, did t’ gambit earn ‘is cookin’ rig’ts back?

[— 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮 @NeverFo1ds]

Is t’is a yes?

[ᴊᴇᴀɴ ᴇʟᴀɪɴᴇ ɢʀᴇʏ — ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʜᴏᴇɴɪx @CosmicFlameHost]

The council will decide your fate.

[— 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮 @NeverFo1ds]

Guys. Can t’ gambit grill t’ earn the rig’ts t’ de x-mansion kitc’en again? Y’all can trust me on t’ grill!