Nevil Mandani

[Jawaharlal Nehru @PMNehru]

@Indian_Analyzer Usne to naam nahi liya kisi ka, lekin tujhe bhi pata hai biwi ko chhodkar kaun faraar hua.😭😭😭

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

Sequence of Events :

> TMC appoints IPAC as its campaign management company

> IPAC designs a brilliant campaign, BJP on the verge of being swept away

> Sends ED and arrests IPAC director Vinesh Chandel

> TMC ‘s campaign gets stalled, they have to restart in the middle of elections

> Elections get over

> Next day of elections, IPAC director gets bail from the lower court, ED doesn’t even oppose in the rarest of rare occurrences.

This is how unfair elections are this country today, there is no level playing field.

Even after all this if BJP loses, it will be the beginning of BJP’s end.

[Dr Monika Singh @Dr_MonikaSingh_]

केरल की 20 सीटें और उत्तर प्रदेश की 80 सीटें — फर्क 60 का है।
अगर दोनों में 50% की बढ़ोतरी भी कर दें, तो ये 30 बनाम 120 हो जाता है — और अंतर बढ़कर 90 हो जाता है।

राजनीति में ताकत प्रतिशत से नहीं, सीटों की असली संख्या से तय होती है

* रेवंत रेड्डी

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

Meanwhile his Cabinet

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Exam failure is good for character development

Power cuts are good for family bonding

Mosquitoes are good for reflex speed

[Ashish Bagchi @BagchiAsh]

Mujhe ye SS sajha karna chahiye kya?

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

Election Commission of India refused to release CCTV footage of Polling Booths saying isse maataon aur behno ki izzat nilaam hogi.

Same Election Commission is releasing videos of woman dancing from public handles.

It isn’t just ironic but shows how stupid Gyanesh and BJP think people of this country are.

[Mohit Chauhan @mohitlaws]

Just imagine how big a fraud he must be committing in elections.

😭😭

[Congress Kerala @INCKerala]

Piyush Goyal has settled his children abroad, made his money, and can say whatever he wants because he himself doesn’t believe a word of it.

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

In 2017, this Bhakt was abusing Rahul Gandhi for raising the H1B issue.

In 2025, he himself is abusing the BJP on the H1B issue 😆

This is poetic.

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

Naya Baap banaya hi tha ke H1B issue aa gya.

Ab baap badalna padega isko.

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

Modi : Renewing H1-B Visa will become easy, you wont have to leave America for it now. 😆

Today you have to pay 88 Lakh for an H1-B Visa and that too every year, Earlier it was 6 lakh Rupees.

He has literally fooled every sector of the society 🤣

[Dr Nimo Yadav 2.0 @DrNimoYadav]

Rahul Gandhi is a visionary leader. What a man!!

He is Nostradamus of Politics.

[PunsterX @PunsterX]

Vishwanathan Anand accidentally exposed Modi's birthday PR campaign.

He forgot to remove "Vishwanathan Anand Ji" while copy-pasting the post.

Deleted and reposted it, but by then people had already taken screenshots.

Checkmate.

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

Logic of Moditards

Modi can stop Russia Ukraine War

But Modi cannot stop India vs Pak Match 🤣

[Amock_ @Amockx2022]

BREAKING : Sunil Gavaskar has exposed the hypocrisy of BJP govt on #INDvsPAK

"This decision is made by the govt of India which is followed by cricketers and BCCI, they can't do anything about it"

This man has a stronger spine than godi journalists. 100% courage 🔥🔥

[Rajdeep Sardesai @sardesairajdeep]

The decision to play Pakistan or not in any international tournament is NOT taken by BCCI but by GOI. BCCI does what the govt tells it to do. Itna confusion kyon? 🙏

[Aditya Ojha @thispodcastguy]

Every single time man. Every fucking single time. How can he be this right always!