Matty Blast

Just a guy with a job and a dog

[Matty Blast @New_Matty_Blast]

@Brewers 99 wins for the Brewers this year,
99 wins for the Crew...
If one of those wins had instead been a loss,
98 wins for the Brewers this year!

98 wins for the Brewers this year...

[Matty Blast @New_Matty_Blast]

There are about 52 Muslim countries in the world. In 35 of them, homosexuality is illegal. In 11 of them, homosexuality will get you the death penalty.

So my question is: how does the LGBTQ+ community feel about Muslims now?

[Matty Blast @New_Matty_Blast]

@TheDemSlayer "Pay attention, 'cause I'm only going to show you this once."

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@Brewers Either outcome in the Braves/Cubs game is good-look at it that way!

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@Brewers SWING AND A MIZ!!

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@SophiaMinnaert Good to see you 100% healthy again, Sophia!

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@Brewers A bittersweet win, but a win nonetheless. GO BREWERS!

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@BuschMVP Oh, wait... you're serious?? Let me laugh even harder!!! #ThisIsMyCrew

[Matty Blast @New_Matty_Blast]

@Cubs There's a feeling in the air that you can't get anywhere except Milwaukee.
I taste a thousand yesterdays and I love the magic ways of Milwaukee.
From where the river flows to where the sunset glows, there's always neighbors passing byyyyyyy...

[Matty Blast @New_Matty_Blast]

@Brewers The #Cubs showed a lot of character and determination making it interesting in the 9th, but our Crew got the job done! (Don't sweat it, Uribe--you had a big mess to clean up!)

[Matty Blast @New_Matty_Blast]

@Brewers That home plate umpire deserves to eat a shit sandwich.

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"They know that they were ROBBED by ONE MAN for whatever his agenda was, who stole SEVEN WEEKS of the life of these other jurors that were so attentive, so beautiful, so wonderful..."

Oh yeah, dickhead?? What about the 70-80 YEARS of the lives of 3 children??

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@Brewers Cooper Pratt is where it's at!!

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@Brewers So it's a split series. Big deal. We'll gladly trade blows with the Cubs at this point because it just means we'll stay 8.0 games ahead of those butt-twangs.

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@Brewers Remember that embarrassing defeat from two days ago? Yeah, I don't either.

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@Brewers @UWCreditUnion That took a lot of psychological recovery and short-term memory to win that game, and the #Brewers did it with just that. GO CREW!!

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A position player pitching in the 7th inning?? Come on, Murph--#Brewers fans deserve better than that!

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@Brewers No matter what tonight's final score was; it will be 0-0 to start the evening tomorrow. #ThisIsMyCrew

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@Brewers Another pathetic offensive display (Yelich excepted).

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@Soaringeagle45 Fake.