存在しない英語の教科書

色んな国のキャラが登場して自国の自慢をする。
フォローすれば英語が勉強できるようになるし、世界のこともわかる。
実在の出版社とは一切関係ありません。
リクエストあれば教えてください。

[存在しない英語の教科書 @New_SunCrown]

🇯🇵 日本のみなさん、電車で無断配信されたら注意する？ その場を離れる？
🇺🇸 アメリカのみなさん、“It’s content”で他人を巻き込むのは、どこまで許せる？

日本の英語の教科書でジョニー・ソマリを題材に「迷惑配信とプライバシー」を教え始めた😂

配信者にはコンテンツでも、映っている人には普通の日常。
乗車券を買っただけで、なぜ世界配信に出演させられるのか。

#迷惑配信 #英語学習 #IRL

[存在しない英語の教科書 @New_SunCrown]

@wan_zi38016 インドの人が来ると我々も非常に心強いです！出生率の課題解消、どうかお願いします！

[存在しない英語の教科書 @New_SunCrown]

インドのみんな、日本にもっと来てほしい。超ウェルカムです。🇮🇳🇯🇵

日本は人口が減り、2040年には15〜64歳が2020年より約1,300万人少なくなる見通し。西葛西みたいに、一緒に暮らして祭りを楽しめる街がもっと増えてほしい。

日本の英語の教科書で、こんな話まで？

🇮🇳 日本に住むなら、どの街？
🇯🇵 インドから来た隣人を、まずどこに案内する？

[存在しない英語の教科書 @New_SunCrown]

https://t.co/cQ51ZQZHWS

[Police Incidents @PoliceIncident]

BEAUFORT, S.C. — Two runaway piglets led officers with the Beaufort Police Department on a foot chase through Beaufort, South Carolina. The piglets, collectively nicknamed “Bacon Bits,” were seen running along streets and sidewalks while uniformed officers attempted to capture them.

Officers Poulin and Barbery were identified by the department as the officers involved in the pursuit. The department identified the piglets as suspects and described their alleged offense as “fleeing and squealing.” Both piglets were eventually captured without injury and returned to their owner. Police confirmed that no harm occurred during the incident.

#police #cops #pigs #chase #pursuit #policia #polizei

[存在しない英語の教科書 @New_SunCrown]

🐷🚨 Two officers. Two runaway piglets. One foot chase.

Police in Beaufort, South Carolina, called the suspects “Bacon Bits.” The charge? “Fleeing and squealing.”

If a Japanese English textbook is teaching “on foot,” this is the example I want.

🇺🇸 Americans, what’s the funniest thing your local police department has ever posted?

[存在しない英語の教科書 @New_SunCrown]

https://t.co/3AdH4ljLOI

[Commentary Donald J. Trump Truth Social Posts On X @TrumpTruthOnX]

I am pleased to announce that the Great Dana White, a violent Fighter and Warrior, has been offered the job of Press Secretary of the United States. I have requested that he bring with him assistants, even though some are not from our Country, of Islam Makhachev, Khabib Nurmagomedov, Justin Gaethje, Daniel Cormier, Amanda Nunes, and Kayla Harris. We need these people to defend us against the Lunatic Left. Dana will be a Press Secretary like none other. Dana, please take the job! President DONALD J. TRUMP

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[存在しない英語の教科書 @New_SunCrown]

Do White House reporters need mouthguards now?

Trump says he offered UFC boss Dana White the press secretary job and asked him to bring six fighters as assistants. Imagine opening an English textbook in Japan and finding this in Lesson 42.

🇺🇸 Americans, what’s your first question from the press seats?

#UFC #WhiteHouse

[存在しない英語の教科書 @New_SunCrown]

@marukwamy 北斗の拳の世界線じゃないっすかそれ。。。

[存在しない英語の教科書 @New_SunCrown]

@mrtbrgl Yes

[存在しない英語の教科書 @New_SunCrown]

@SeanKy_ 60年代の学生運動の時代から何も変わらず。ボンボンの道楽なんですよ。モノホンは中国ぐらい。

[存在しない英語の教科書 @New_SunCrown]

🇯🇵 Soka Gakkai, Japan’s most beloved “cult”?

A Buddhist movement that helped put a party in government, gave Japan an entire genre of internet remixes, and counted Legolas among its members. How is this only two pages in a Japanese English textbook?

Soka Gakkai started in 1930 as a group of educators. It claims 8.27 million member households in Japan. An older survey put the share of people who identified as followers at roughly 1 in 50.

How did it get political power? At the ballot box. Its longtime ally Komeito joined the LDP-led government in 1999. The parties spent 2009–2012 in opposition, then returned to power together.

Meanwhile, on Niconico, users were chopping up a Soka Gakkai video of comedian Masami Hisamoto. She said her head went “pop” after Daisaku Ikeda praised her comedy. The clip became remix material. Whether any of those views turned into sign-ups is anybody’s guess.

And yes, Orlando Bloom is a longtime member. He and Katy Perry rang in 2025 in Tokyo, and he shared a photo of them together outside a Buddhist temple. He said he’d spent New Year’s with his Buddhist family.

🇯🇵 Japan, which Soka Gakkai clip do you still hear in your head?
🇺🇸 U.S. readers, what’s your closest equivalent to a religious video becoming internet folklore?

[存在しない英語の教科書 @New_SunCrown]

Nissin once turned Jamiroquai’s “Virtual Insanity” into a commercial about being hungry enough to eat FIVE cups of ramen.

In 2010, the company behind Cup Noodles took footage from the original 1996 music video for a Japanese TV ad. They kept Jay Kay’s giant hat and that famously sliding room, rewrote the lyrics in Japanese, and used CGI to make his mouth match the new words.

The best part? Japan was already part of the song’s story. Jay Kay says the lyrics came to him on tour in snowy Sendai. The streets looked deserted, and when he asked where everyone was, someone told him they were underground.

Fourteen years after the song came out, it was back in Japan selling instant ramen. The commercial even won bronze at Japan’s ACC CM Festival. And Nissin gave Freddie Mercury and Bon Jovi the Cup Noodle treatment in the same campaign.

This deserves two pages in a Japanese English textbook.

If Nissin brought the campaign to American TV, what ’90s hit would you pick for the next ad?

[存在しない英語の教科書 @New_SunCrown]

@Indiaiswhite Yeah India is awesome country! Indians will do well anywhere in the world!

[存在しない英語の教科書 @New_SunCrown]

@AbsolutelyVexed @Fidias0 I totally agree. It’s literally working as a buffer zone for both sides. But this Fidias is too busy to gather the votes for next election. He doesn’t care about ultimate solution after all.

[存在しない英語の教科書 @New_SunCrown]

@Indiaiswhite Please comeee. We need youuu

[存在しない英語の教科書 @New_SunCrown]

Japan turned the Backstreet Boys’ “I Want It That Way” into a yogurt commercial. Four cows. One bathroom.

How would you teach this in a Japanese English textbook?

🇺🇸 US fans, would you still sing along?
🇯🇵 Japan, what other ad jingle lives rent-free in your head?

https://t.co/rxQjZQcNua

[存在しない英語の教科書 @New_SunCrown]

@TqTo4xYE5LeBbJf @ZHhn0622 呪術廻ですよ。どう見ても

[存在しない英語の教科書 @New_SunCrown]

山岡レオ、今日も他人の揉め事で「配信開始」。

・ポケカマンとコレコレの対立を見出しに。
・魂道組長の永久BANを見出しに。
・同じ日の別枠では「魂道組長が逮捕？！」を見出しに。

人の騒動が起きる。山岡がタイトルに入れる。これを何度繰り返しても、企画は生まれない。他人の火事がないと煙も出せないコバンザメ配信。何年やっても、それじゃ三流以下だろ。

日本の英語の教科書で、こんな配信まで扱うの？

🇯🇵 日本のみなさん、他人の揉め事を全部引いたら、山岡の配信に何が残ると思う？
@oreha_ahero

[存在しない英語の教科書 @New_SunCrown]

@nine9vive なんでお前はゲイに詳しいの？

[存在しない英語の教科書 @New_SunCrown]

@nine9vive 待ってくれ。おれは女じゃない。どうした落ち着け。

[存在しない英語の教科書 @New_SunCrown]

@sobrinhosep1964 短小すぎるな。食品添加物の影響？

[存在しない英語の教科書 @New_SunCrown]

@nine9vive すまない。好きなジャンルを教えてくれ。君の代わりにJAV探してやるよ。エロで中日友好しようや。