Mohamad Nawaz Sharif

Parody account. Third time Prime Minister of Pakistan (NOT) with a massive craving for nihari.

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To look like an 'awami leader,' literally froze my bums today in Muree, sitting on those chilly GPO stairs.

[Mohamad Nawaz Sharif @NewazSharef]

I'd take this opportunity to announce construction of Haji Mian Mohammad Sharif Memorial Underpass.

Will be a charitable project.

#SKMCH

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My new style statement and inspiration;

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Nana Shahbaz Sharif's wedding gift to nawasi Mehrunisa:

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علمائے کرام مودی جی کیلئے بیف نہاری کھانے کی گنجائش پیدا کریں۔

#ModiInLahore

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Now that Professor Dr. Allama Siddiqe Khan Baloch is free, he will be supervising Maryam beti's PhD.

#NA154

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Siddique Baloch's motto and life long mission was:
مجھے لودھراں کے بچوں کو پڑھانا ہے۔

#NA154

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Siddique Baloch's defeat is a conspiracy by Pakistan's enemies to hit and block my government's educational reforms in the country.

#NA154

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#LahoreQalandars wanted to draft your prime minister to lead team & open batting. Told them; on 1 condition. I won't be fielding. #PSLdraft

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Mian Shahbaz insists on making all the corridors at our Raiwind home signal free.

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Have directed Maryam beti to hire Farhan Virk at once. Our previous Farhan Virk, Faisal Ranjha, henceforth will be deputy Farhan Virk.

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Offered them hareesa and shab-deig. They want haleem and biryani.

Deadlock.

#MQM

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Had a productive meeting with cabinet. Concluded; 'some people can be fooled all the time.'

And those are the ones we are concentrating on.

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Have invited Ayaz Sadiq for an early morning glass of lassi. Such are the times when one needs it the most.

#NA122

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پانچ بجے کے بع�� آنے والے کسی فیصلے کو ہم ویسے بھی نہیں مانتے۔

دفتری اوقات 9 سے 5 ہیں۔

[Mohamad Nawaz Sharif @NewazSharef]

Bilawal, Asif tells me, is like an old desktop computer; crashes far too often and needs to be rebooted every now and then.

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Suggested Asif to rename son as Mian Bilawal Bhutto and let go off Zardari, before his next launch. Could add Niazi at the end if need be.

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Today is the day I invented Atum Bum.

#TheBumDay

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If the crowd chants Go Nawaz Go again today, I might explode in the Imran Khan enclosure myself.

#PAKvZIM

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I 'axactly' know how Shoaib Sheikh feels right now. The year was 1999, and it was a rather pleasant October evening.