Mr Newbie

Stumbling round Ambridge in a daze since 2020. Listen to me with @LucyVFreeman and @Shambridges on their "Ambridge on the Couch" podcast, @OnAmbridge.

[Mr Newbie @NewbieCouch]

@HelenJaneGrady @OnAmbridge To be fair, there are WW2 Japanese soldiers hiding in the Burmese jungle who know more about the Archers than I do. #TheArchers

[Mr Newbie @NewbieCouch]

@ShropsAndBeyond @tonkerthomas Thank you!

[Mr Newbie @NewbieCouch]

@ShropsAndBeyond @tonkerthomas Hopton and Stokesay. Stokesay was very much the Slytherin of the piece and so pointing out that it wasn't actually a castle was a way to take the mick out of them. I can only apologise. I'd really appreciate being unblocked, I love Shropshire and especially your photography! Jeff

[Mr Newbie @NewbieCouch]

@ShropsAndBeyond Hello. This is the alt account of @tonkerthomas. You blocked me earlier today for my retweet and I understand why but I really wasn't trying to be a dick, it's just a running joke between my and a few of my mutuals. Where I went to school the competitive houses were Wigmore...

[Mr Newbie @NewbieCouch]

@eliistender10 Okay, that's it, everybody. The bottom of the barrel. This whole internet experiment has been interesting but it's time to call it a day now.

[Mr Newbie @NewbieCouch]

Tim Bentinck looking pretty old and unsexy here, I think we can all agree, @Lucyvfreeman? #TheArchers

[pinacolada @gutoinbrasil]

The @OnAmbridge episode today was hilarious and uncomfortable. Loved it. Thank you.

@Lucyvfreeman / @NewbieCouch

[FP of the Great Forest of Surrey @NJMaun]

@OnAmbridge @Lucyvfreeman @NewbieCouch Thanks so much for a enjoyable and entertaining Parish Council zoom meeting Fab as always 👍🏼👍🏼😂😂😊 N-J

[Mr Newbie @NewbieCouch]

@EmofJohnson @OnAmbridge I didn't even *mention* the Germans!

No, wait... bugger, I did, albeit in passing. Note to self: must be more disciplined about this.

[Mr Newbie @NewbieCouch]

@gutoinbrasil @Lucyvfreeman Poor Coopy. Still, if he'd known that his predicament would elicit such a lovely compliment, I'm sure he'd have happily taken one for the team. x

[pinacolada @gutoinbrasil]

@NewbieCouch and @Lucyvfreeman talking for 13 minutes, even about locked in dogs, could easily replace #TheArchers for me.

[Mr Newbie @NewbieCouch]

@wenlockhouse Ha ha ha! Like anybody'd miss Adam.

[Mr Newbie @NewbieCouch]

@Rick_Turner @fjparrott Bread? Rice? Summer?

[AmbridgeOnTheCouch @OnAmbridge]

Good morning! It's time for door number three in the Ambridge On The Couch advent calendar. Today, our recipe for Eggnog comes from Lilian, so you know it'll be good. #Boozy #Ambridgeadvent #TheArchers

[AmbridgeOnTheCouch @OnAmbridge]

Good morning everybody! Got your coffee? Good. Then settle down and open window number two in the Ambridge on the Couch advent calendar. Today, Clarrie shares her recipe for mulled Grundy cider. #AmbridgeAdvent #TheArchers

[Tonk @tonkerthomas]

Written by @Lucyvfreeman, performed by @shambridges (and sometimes me), scored by @fluffyollie and edited and produced by yours truly, it's time for the @OnAmbridge advent calendar! Check back every day for a new one (that's how that works, you see). #TheArchers #AdventCalendar

[AmbridgeOnTheCouch @OnAmbridge]

Happy First Day of Our Advent Calendar! Here you go xxx https://t.co/ENYn0QXZAU

[AmbridgeOnTheCouch @OnAmbridge]

...and here's the video itself in case you can't be arsed to click through to Youtube! Day one of the AOTC advent calendar and Fallon has some festive thoughts. #AdventCalendar #TheArchers

[Mr Newbie @NewbieCouch]

@WinstonTexas He can bloody well join the queue.

[AmbridgeOnTheCouch @OnAmbridge]

The new ep is up! #TheArchers https://t.co/i8Fl3hsq8O

[K-J 🇸🇪🇪🇺🇬🇧🇳🇵🥈 @Eggstones]

That was a hoot of brilliance! 🦉@OnAmbridge!