BatDad

Chronicles of a new dad

[Eric @ High Five Dad @HighFive_Dad]

Hahaha 21st Century at its best https://t.co/ZYdfXFy048

[BatDad @NewDadWhoThis]

How is possible for my kid to pee MY pants?? I thought diapers were meant to seal that in

[BatDad @NewDadWhoThis]

We all made it through the night in the same room two nights in a row! #improving

[BatDad @NewDadWhoThis]

My kid gets really angry during tummy time and rolls over… Then he gets even more angry that he can’t roll back 😂

[BatDad @NewDadWhoThis]

Why is it that, as a dad, I’m “babysitting”?

[BatDad @NewDadWhoThis]

Baby snores are the cutest sound on the planet

[Life of Dad @LifeofDadShow]

"This is my newborn sons baby picture. His middle name is #Vader."
- #LifeOfDad community member, Markus Nussmeier 😬 #StarWars

[BatDad @NewDadWhoThis]

Everyone made it to sleep by midnight for the first time ever, so naturally this happened a foot from where I was sleeping… #fearlessHunter

[BatDad @NewDadWhoThis]

Made it up to four followers, but now back to just two. What an emotional rollercoaster 😂

[BatDad @NewDadWhoThis]

I used to always look at people with children crying in public and wonder why they were. Now I know; kids just do that. #NoMoreJudgement

[BatDad @NewDadWhoThis]

How can a baby possibly stay awake from 9:30 pm to 3 am after having a somewhat normal day? I hope he retains that skill for college…

[BatDad @NewDadWhoThis]

Any bets on if we make it through the night awake for 3 hours or less?

[Farrah Alexander @AuthorFarrah]

Sipping coffee and working on the to-do list...
Unload dishwasher
Laundry
Kids down for a nap
Take down nazis
Start dinner

[BatDad @NewDadWhoThis]

Clothes that were falling off a few weeks ago are already to small! Where does time go?

[BatDad @NewDadWhoThis]

Hang in there! https://t.co/rcEVzaZqz2

[David Bareño @davidofsd]

Currently walking through life like a zombie 😳. #newdad #dadlife

[BatDad @NewDadWhoThis]

I will never complain about free food, and it’s a very thoughtful gesture. That said, we’ve just received our 6th platter of enchiladas.

[BatDad @NewDadWhoThis]

Got 6 hours of sleep. That must mean tonight is going to be miserable.

[BatDad @NewDadWhoThis]

8 hours of sleep in 3 days… I feel like I’m not doing it right

[BatDad @NewDadWhoThis]

Any tips for helping a baby fall asleep in the middle of the night?

[BatDad @NewDadWhoThis]

I can see how sleep deprivation is a method of torture