New Evan

Your friendly neighborhood troller

[New Evan @NewEvan_]

Your hairline is Haram

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@elonmusk can I have a free Tesla I have Teslafobia

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Don’t jinx me now 😭

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You sir are a genius

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Hawk Tuah hand soap dispenser.

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@BorrachinhaMMA We need the Fortnite x Secret juice collab

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Jimmy Butler to the @Lakers confirmed

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I wish the Knicks won

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Fuck @IGN

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Putting your hands on a woman no diddy

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Someone help DC he’s suffering from CTE #chama

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I just found an use for my Cape Verdian passport #NoDiddy

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Stephany vs Sabrina #WNBA #3pshooters

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I’ll take Klay at the Lakers, why not

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Is Drake from BangKok?

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Marry X Miss Anita Max Wynn

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Who make the hospital stuff? 3th party sponsor that, bring your sponsorship to that!

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Ye be low key throwing shade with this North Miss Westie snippet

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Seeing all these scammers get rich. Damm why did I chose to be a good person 😭

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Just wait until Israel stabs America in the back…..

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HalleBerry needs to stop thinking he’s the main character just pass the ball #NBA

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The warriors would have been better of getting rid of Klay and Green but keeping Jordan Pool