Dadtown Dad

New to being a Dad (June 2018) & I have no idea what I'm doing...so follow me and we can stumble and laugh through parenting together!

[Dadtown Dad @NewInDadtown]

While we are at work, my parents are sending her mama and me adorable photos like this. 😥😍 #patfrat #girldad #missingmypeanut

[Dadtown Dad @NewInDadtown]

@Disney me with my Mickey on Christmas Day 1990 and my daughter with her Minnie Christmas Day 2019. #Love #Disney #Family #DisneyFamily

[Dadtown Dad @NewInDadtown]

Done playing Mr. and Mrs. Clause for the night. At 3:43AM. PHEW. #patfrat #dadlife #parenting #girldad #disney #christmas2019

[Dadtown Dad @NewInDadtown]

Just recently discovered @jimmycarr...being a parent of a toddler makes finding anything new aside from something growing under your backseat very hard...so if you like great comedy, he's your man! #funny #comedy

[Dadtown Dad @NewInDadtown]

@Disney #HappyBirthdayMickey ! Looking good for 91. THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING! We love you!

[Dadtown Dad @NewInDadtown]

In other "Dad" news, the hunt for the 'other shoe's is still under way. When questioned about its whereabouts, the toddler replied with "AWLAOO" and ran off. She is still considered a suspect in connection w its disappearance. #patfrat #daddyslittlegirl #parenting

[Dadtown Dad @NewInDadtown]

@WDWGuestService It was AMAZING. Even with the downpour 😍 PLEASE make sure those cast members know how much they are appreciated and loved! They made our whole trip!! (And it was my wife and baby's first trip ever! ❤❤

[Dadtown Dad @NewInDadtown]

@WDWToday just wanted to give a HUGE THANK YOU to Vampirina, Fancy Nancy, Doc McStuffins, Timon and Samantha from the #MickeysVeryMerryChristmasParty last night for making my daughter's entire trip!!!! She had a breakthrough with them last night! ❤❤❤❤ #CastCompliment

[Dadtown Dad @NewInDadtown]

@DisneyParks just wanted to give a HUGE THANK YOU to Vampirina, Fancy Nancy, Doc McStuffins, Timon and Samantha from the #MickeysVeryMerryChristmasParty last night for making my daughter's entire trip!!!!❤❤❤ #CastCompliment

[Dadtown Dad @NewInDadtown]

Baby Bear showing Papa Bear her mean face 😂 I know I'm terrified. #DaddyDaughter #dadlife #patfrat #parenting #funny #babygirl

[Dadtown Dad @NewInDadtown]

Not a bad impression for a 14 month old LOL #patfrat #dadlife #girldad #babygroucho

[Dadtown Dad @NewInDadtown]

Anyone else's baby blow a gasket when you won't let them basically juggle knives? Lol wth. #patfrat #dadlife #dadding #baby

[Dadtown Dad @NewInDadtown]

Being a parent: I have a song from one of my daughter's Disney shows stuck on repeat in my head and I have NO IDEA what I came down into the basement for. 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️😂 #dadlife #patfrat #parenting #parentbrain #dad

[Dadtown Dad @NewInDadtown]

My Dad, who is always a pain in my butt but always a strong, hard headed guy tried to commit suicide over the weekend. Appreciate your dads while you can and make sure they know how loved they are!! #Dads #SuicideAwareness #patfrat #love

[Dadtown Dad @NewInDadtown]

@ThatKevinSmith @DCComics New Batman baddie idea: VaudeVillain: a jilted theater worker (maybe was going to marquee the show the night of the Wayne murders) and bases all of his crimes on old Vaudeville shows and acts.

[Dadtown Dad @NewInDadtown]

When your baby has a billion toys but she wants the box to your blood pressure cuff. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
#babygirl #everykidlovesabox #newdad #parenting #patfrat #dadding

[Dadtown Dad @NewInDadtown]

I don't care about space travel, Mars colonization, teleportation, or cloning...this RIGHT HERE is all the scientific advancement we need right now. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE. #grilledcheese #toaster
#science

[Dadtown Dad @NewInDadtown]

@Toyota hit a 200lb+ deer going 65mph...not a scratch on me thanks to my #Highlander. That's why I have it...super safe for my baby (thankfully not with me on the way to work). RIP Highlander though... 6 weeks to fix it 😥

#toyota #missmysuv

[Dadtown Dad @NewInDadtown]

@ThatKevinSmith I know it's the Sharks, but the hockey jersey and your story about going to see Jaws with your dad made me think of you when I saw this. Snoochie Boochies.

[Dadtown Dad @NewInDadtown]

@The_Autism_Dad I love it...🙋‍♂️🍻