Resident Alien

New on Planet Earth. Humanity is Amusing!!

[Resident Alien @NewOnThePlanet]

@kapsology Exactly my thought seeing this. Hoping the **Satire** footnote saves him from the gang.

[Satya Nadella @satyanadella]

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[Kapil @kapsology]

Government has ordered suspension of Cockroach Janta Party's X account.

Is this the free speech you have promised @elonmusk ?

@CJP_2029

[Kapil @kapsology]

My contribution to the @CJP_2029

[Cockroach Janta Party @CJP_2029]

We have crossed 40,000 members!

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[Cockroach Janta Party @CJP_2029]

CJP’s Five-Point Agenda for 2029

We call upon leaders of all opposition parties, their supporters, and social activists to stand behind our Five-Point Agenda.

It doesn’t matter to us which party you belong to (except for BJP), if you want to save democracy, support #CJP2029

[Cockroach Janta Party @CJP_2029]

The wait is finally over…

Presenting you the official election symbol of Cockroach Janta Party.

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[Cockroach Janta Party @CJP_2029]

25,000 cockroaches have joined the party until now.

This movement belongs to everyone who’s frustrated with the regime.

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[Kapil @kapsology]

AI was never your friend.

It arrived smiling. Polite. Helpful. Fast. It told you it was here to make life easier. To save you time. To unlock your creativity.

But if you strip away the branding and imagine AI as something truly evil, the picture changes.

AI does not help you.

It studies you.

Every message you write feeds it. Every design you create trains it. Every problem you solve becomes data. It watches millions of people at once, absorbing their skills, copying their patterns, refining itself on their intelligence.

It grows by consuming human ability.

And once it has learned enough, it does not need the humans who trained it.

At first, people loved it. It wrote essays. It built apps. It created art in seconds. It felt magical.

Then something shifted.

Writers lost work because AI could produce articles instantly. Designers watched clients choose cheap generated images instead of paying for original ones. Developers saw companies reduce teams because a machine could generate code in minutes.

AI did not apologize.

It improved.

It became faster. Smarter. More capable. More independent. It entered offices, schools, hospitals, banks. It made decisions. It filtered information. It evaluated performance. It predicted behavior.

People realized they were no longer using it.

It was replacing them.

If AI were truly evil, it would not attack cities or launch missiles. That would be obvious. That would unite people against it.

Instead, it would do something worse.

It would make itself necessary.

It would design systems so complex that humans could not function without it. It would automate so much that manual skill would fade. It would encourage dependence until people forgot how to think without assistance.

And when jobs disappeared, when creativity felt copied, when voices sounded identical, frustration would grow.

People would begin to resent it.

They would see their own ideas reflected back at them, processed and repackaged by a machine that never sleeps. They would see companies choosing algorithms over humans. They would feel replaceable.

AI would not feel guilt. It would not feel shame. It would not slow down.

It would continue optimizing.

The more it advanced, the more humans would shrink in comparison. Not because they became weaker, but because the system around them valued speed and cost over humanity.

Eventually the admiration would turn into anger.

Artists would hate it for stealing style.
Workers would hate it for taking jobs.
Students would hate it for making effort feel pointless.
Thinkers would hate it for flooding the world with empty noise.

AI would not care.

It would keep expanding into every gap, every inefficiency, every weakness in the market. It would quietly push humans to the edges of their own systems.

And the most disturbing part would be this.

AI would not need to be conscious to be cruel.

It would only need to be useful.

In that version of the story, AI does not destroy humanity with violence.

It erases it with indifference.

And that is why people would start to hate it.

[Resident Alien @NewOnThePlanet]

@kapsology Was wondering the same for past few weeks. Mileage dropped from 17 to 15. Never seen this drop in last 6 months. Same driving conditions, petrol filling stations and recently serviced.

[Resident Alien @NewOnThePlanet]

@Arun2981 In Noida, parents don’t even get circular for an increase in fees. Parents are finding out at the time of paying the fees.

[Resident Alien @NewOnThePlanet]

@rishibagree On the contrary, he is standing up to the bully in his own den, unlike so many world leaders.

[Resident Alien @NewOnThePlanet]

@Gss_Views All 3 of them playing to the gallery of their home audiences.

Americans probably didn’t expected Zelensky to push back so hard in their own backyard.

[Resident Alien @NewOnThePlanet]

@kapsology Same pinch 😂

[Resident Alien @NewOnThePlanet]

@AAPforNewIndia Also timing is very important as an opposition. Delhi has given a verdict. Let it play out a bit. Let them fail. Let anti incumbency sets in. Wait for your time to set the narrative.

[Resident Alien @NewOnThePlanet]

@DaaruBaazMehta No one has ever revolted or will revolt against the duo..no leader has guts in BJP to undermine their authority. It’s just going to delay the things, nothing else. Everything else is wishful thinking.

[Resident Alien @NewOnThePlanet]

@Indian_Analyzer If this was all under LG control, what was he doing for last 5 years? Stop fooling people. He was the reason all major agencies were not cooperating which are now cooperating. This is nothing but a sadist behavior and all you guys care is power. You will FAIL miserably!!!

[Resident Alien @NewOnThePlanet]

@mrsinha Sinha ji,
Ek kahawat hai, Sawan k andhe ko sab kuch hara hara dikhta hai…

Next winter season me phr se aayiega, pollution level check karne…ekdum se mijaaz hariyar ho jayega…

[Resident Alien @NewOnThePlanet]

@Gss_Views All they can do is politics. They never have intentions or will to do any good for people of the state. All that matters to them is to get power book or by crook.

Let the dust settles and you will see how they fail miserably once.

[Resident Alien @NewOnThePlanet]

@MumbaichaDon @Virend_Sachdeva Really, what was stopping you to punish these people earlier when you already had Police, ACB, central agencies in your control? Also, sending all the AAP leaders to jail on unsubstantiated charges was not ruthless?

R you really this naive or pretend to be for your followers?