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All opinions are my own until they're not

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***muppet voice** guess who's back, back again

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Why did the Russians kill Dolly Parton today

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How I need to be operating in 2026

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There’s something here and I can’t figure out and it WILL drive me crazy all day

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She secondary on my sanctions till I capitulate

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@AnitkaWal It feels like a worst version of when people were talking about the Kurds might rise up to fight Iran on our behalf. Just incredible foreign policy thinkers

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Bessent comparing the Iran War to the Berlin Wall. Man we’re cooked (and have been for a while)

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Fuck it. Sure.

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I still firmly believe I can fix her.

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Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC) reveals new tattoos in recent appearance.

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I may not have love but boy do I have stories and maybe that counts for more

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Shitting at the house party. I don’t even care anymore.

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Got invited to a woman’s roommate’s cat’s first birthday. My wife is going to kill me.

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Waking up before the wife to disassociate with a cup of coffee the morning after

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AI could never take my job as an anxious lesbian

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Just did something embarrassing (texted a girl a totally normal thing but she flirted with me one time)

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@mikeinthetruck Can’t believe they let her go to the NATO summit

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I read The Idiot and have decided to no longer be a loser who cares about politics. Thanks.

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Going home to my wife and kids (roommate and his gf) after providing all day (10 beers deep)

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Nothing makes me feel fat like waiting for a flight attendant to serve me a meal cooked at 40,000 feet

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Fuck you. A hamster also begs for its wheel

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Ex situationship just texted me a video of an artist I put on a Spotify playlist playing live. Maybe there is a god