New Skids on The Block

Montreal Roller Derby’s travel team currently ranked 6th in the WFTDA

[New Skids on The Block @NewSkidsMTL]

@curq @miraclewhips123 But always with us

[New Skids on The Block @NewSkidsMTL]

And here we are.... Montreal New Skids 2020!
We might be on hold for hitting the track but we’re still SO excited for when we FINALLY get back at it.... in the mean time we’ll just be over here looking hella cute 💁‍♀️💅✨
#derbytwitter

[New Skids on The Block @NewSkidsMTL]

Another picture day misser-

You’ve seen him winning official reviews for the skids since he’s joined our crew. Before that he maybe dabbled with some officiating....

It’s our assistant coach

PATRICIDE
#derbytwitter

[New Skids on The Block @NewSkidsMTL]

Also no one gets lefts behind just because they missed the picture day

Y’all know this dreamboat jammer! No need for an intro!

It’s....

MIRACLE WHIPS
#derbytwitter

[New Skids on The Block @NewSkidsMTL]

One of the most important members of the team who is always with us for games. Our advocate and mascot....

It's....

BROLANDO

📸 Photos by Emi BK
🎨 Editing/Graphics by Alicia Biggley
#derbytwitter

[New Skids on The Block @NewSkidsMTL]

Organized with the best style, always Keeps the Skids in check especially on game day! Voted "best cheekbones" on #derbytwitter

It's one of our assistant coaches.....

CHLOMYDIA!👀🤩😎🤓

📸 Photos by Emi Bk
🎨 Editing/Graphics by Alicia Biggley

[New Skids on The Block @NewSkidsMTL]

l the way from the west coast, their skills as cool as cold brew! When they hit up the track they are sure to stir up trouble for the other teams as this skater grinds them down .
It's ....

ZELDA☕️💪😎

📸 Photos by Emi BK
🎨 Editing/Graphics by @AliciaBiggley
#derbytwitter

[New Skids on The Block @NewSkidsMTL]

She swoops in as a last line of defense, grinds jammers to a halt, and sings sweet jams on a ukelele!

It's....

WHY BRO SIRIUS✨🎸😍

📸 Photos by Emi BK
🎨 Editing/Graphics by @AliciaBiggley
#derbytwitter

[New Skids on The Block @NewSkidsMTL]

She's the QUEEN of the sneakiest drawbacks. Deceptively adorable, don't let her sweet demeanour fool you, She'll outsmart any skater out there with her clever smart plays
Get ready,

It's ...

TRAZ🤯🤩🧠

📸 Photos by Emi Bk
🎨 Editing/Graphics by Alicia Biggley
#derbytwitter

[New Skids on The Block @NewSkidsMTL]

She may be small but she sure is mighty! This next jammer is known to bring the fury on the track...

It's

TINY FURY 🔥🔥🔥

📸 Photos by Emi Bk
🎨 Editing/Graphics by Alicia Biggley
#derbytwitter

[New Skids on The Block @NewSkidsMTL]

New to the Skids this season, this next blocker joined @MTLROLLERDERBY last season and has blown us away with her sparkling skills!! 🤩��🤩 Let all cheers to this next Skid....
It's...

SHAM'PAIN🥂😍

📸 Photos by Emi Bk
🎨 Editing/Graphics by Alicia Biggley
#derbytwitter

[New Skids on The Block @NewSkidsMTL]

This Skid made her debut last season and instantly picked up the title of the spiciest bean dipper jammer that ever dipped!🔥
She is another transplant here in Montreal coming to us from @WpgRollerDerby
It's...

SCAR 2
@scar2beatu
📸 by Emi BK 🎨by @AliciaBiggley #derbytwitter

[New Skids on The Block @NewSkidsMTL]

This next skid is imported all the way from across the world. Our original Kiwi is one of the sharpest out there. Slicing her way through any opposition to do some bomb blocking!
This next dreammate is....

PAPERCUT

📸 by Emi BK 🎨 by @AliciaBiggley #derbytwitter

[New Skids on The Block @NewSkidsMTL]

You see her eyes rollin', she skatin! This Skid vet is one of the most fierce last line of defense. Her shoulder hits have been known to knock people on their butts. She's a skate-hustlin' co-owner of @Lowlifemtl!

It's this badass....
MANGE😍💥🤩🥳

📸 Emi Bk 🎨 @AliciaBiggley

[New Skids on The Block @NewSkidsMTL]

This next Skid may be our gentle giant but don't let her cute smile fool you she's the last person you want to face one track if you're a jammer! She's the last corner of our captain trifecta this season

Get Ready for

MAGNUM P.E.I🤩🔥
@magnum_1773

📸Emi Bk
🎨 @AliciaBiggley

[New Skids on The Block @NewSkidsMTL]

Betcha can't wait to meet our next blocker! No line is left open with this next skid on track. Master Chef, blocking wizard and teammate extraordinaire This next skater is a force not to be reckoned with!

It's

LAU-RIDER💪🥳🤩

📸 by Emi Bk
🎨 by @AliciaBiggley
#derbytwitter

[New Skids on The Block @NewSkidsMTL]

You seen this next skater on the track, standing out as one of the tallest blockers on the skids... possibly the world... her booty brings the boom when any jammer comes around.
It's .....

KT KABOOM!💥💥💥

📸 Photos by Emi BK
🎨 Editing/Graphics by @AliciaBiggley
#derbytwitter

[New Skids on The Block @NewSkidsMTL]

I don't think you're ready for this jelly! This next beefcake skid is 🔥🔥🔥
You've probably seen them KILL it at B team Champs.
Our next teamie that's rollin' out is....

BEEF STEW💪
aka Nana Bistouri

📸 Photos by Emi Bk
🎨 Editing/Graphics by @AliciaBiggley

[New Skids on The Block @NewSkidsMTL]

She’s known through the #derbytwitter universe for her inspiring quest to improve brain safety within the roller derby community. When she's not she's not protecting noggins she can be found twirling her way around the track.

It's...

KAIO-KENSI!💪🧠
📸 Emi BK 🎨 @AliciaBiggley

[New Skids on The Block @NewSkidsMTL]

Known for punchin' 🥊 her way through any pack put in front of her and when shes not derbying she's doing backflips in her spare time... y'all know this next fierce jammer

FALCON PUNCH🦅🥊💥

📸 Photos by Emi BK 🎨 Editing/Graphics by @AliciaBiggley
#derbytwitter