My bro @DorianB112 quoted a video and I told him I’ll give it a try. Not my best but I tried.
Challenging all gym bros to do this and quote with theirs, let’s see who still has it.
Program;
5 normal
5 clap
5 diamond
5 wide stance
5 archer on both hands
5 normal
5 sphinx
5 hinge
Surgeons can reattach a completely cut off finger up to 12 hours after the incident. But only if it is transported correctly. Most people get this wrong and destroy the tissue before it reaches the hospital.
You are cutting onions. The knife slips and your finger is on the chopping board. Completely split apart.
HOW DO YOU CARRY IT TO THE HOSPITAL?
A. Put it in antiseptic solution.
B. Submerge it in water, bag it, put the bag on ice.
C. Place it directly on ice.
D. Wrap it in a damp gauze, bag it, put the bag on ice.
E. Put in a polythene bag.
This is me right now. I honestly wouldn’t even be mad if he had just explained that he didn’t have it, because shit happens. But ghosting me when you know I’m already down bad? That’s crazy work.
The Dangote Refinery 194 pages Prospectus is finally out.
N525 per share, N2.15trn raise, $48bn valuation.
H1 2026 profit N2.5trn vs loss last year. IPO proceeds is for doubling refinery to 1.4m bpd by 2029 costing $14.3bn.
$5.6bn debt, free zone tax risk from 2028.
Loads of things to unpack from the prospectus.. I will break down the full financials page by page tomorrow.
Should I do a valuation analysis on the Dangote IPO? Like a sell side research report to help figure out if it's properly valued or not since Nigerian banks have all gbabode.
What do you notice from this post by @Wizarab10 yesterday? The reason made me delete my Twitter account that year when I came across it at Microsoft.
Bros didn't tag Stripe but Stripe responded quickly in his replies.
There's a tool called Sprinklr that some heavy enterprise companies use to assess, in real time, sentiments, mentions, and other metrics regarding their products or their competitors'. In real time.
You don't need to tag them. They see you talking about them. They see you talking about their competitors. They are also profiling you in real time.
When I went through the Sprinkllr Academy, I navigated to my Twitter profile and clicked Delete. 😅
Now, this doesn't mean you should walk on egg shells and not speak your mind, but different organisations have different reasons for tracking you on social media, in real time. They don't need your handle, to make it worse. So, generally speaking, be mindful of what you post across platforms.
I can't explain it, but it seems your fortune changes based on your location. That is why a moving man meets his luck. Keep moving and don't be static. When you find your place, consolidate. A word is too much for the wise.
This is so real.
I’m a grown man, and I lived in so much poverty that there was no money for enjoyment. The money my parents had was strictly for survival.
My life changed about 2 years ago, and now I have “adult money.” 😂 It’s very, very plenty to me sha.
So I decided that I’m going to start experiencing things I wish I had experienced growing up.
I used the train for the first time this year.
Went to the beach for the first time this year.
Went to the zoo for the first time this year.
Tried an expensive restaurant twice this year.
Started trying different delicacies.
I even had “qwasan” this year. That thing that looks like a burger sha. I think the spelling is croissant. 😂
Omo, the number of ice cream flavours I’ve discovered this year alone. I didn’t even know they had alcoholic ice cream. 😭
I’m planning to learn how to swim this year.
Probably driving too.
Rooftop apartment too. 😂
These things sound very normal, but I’m experiencing some of them for the first time as a grown man.
That’s one thing poverty does to you.
It makes you see only one side of the world that exists.
You spend so much time trying to survive that you don’t even realize there’s a whole world of experiences you’ve never had.
And the scary part is that getting the money doesn’t automatically fix your mind.
I’m still mentally struggling to drop some random habits I picked up from those years.
Sometimes your account has changed, but your brain is still in survival mode.
That’s why I’m so against poverty.
Not because I think money is everything, but because I know what poverty can take away from you.
I’m glad I’m helping people figure things out.
Because poverty is a scary place to be.
But we’ll get there soon.
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