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@7Bitcoinlord Followed!

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@crypto_king34 DONE ✅

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Trade! The #Vikings are trading QB Sam Howell to the #Eagles, per me and @TomPelissero.

It’s a 5th in 2026 and 7th in 2027 to MIN, while PHI Howell and 6th in 2026. Minnesota, which recently hosted Carson Wentz on a visit, now has a QB opening. And Philly gets more QB depth.

[FinsXtra @FinsXtra]

🚨 De'Von Achane is expected to return to practice before the season opener, per Mike McDaniel #PhinsUp

[KFC @KFChristian_]

Saw this, thought it explained everything well

[NFL @NFL]

Buccaneers waive S Shilo Sanders. (via @tompelissero)

[FinsXtra @FinsXtra]

📊 Malik Washington in his two pre-season games:

➖ 7 targets
➖ 7 receptions
➖ 59 receiving yards
➖ 1 carry
➖ 6 rushing yards

78% of Tua Tagovailoa's completed throws this pre-season were to Malik Washington. Washington is primed for a big role this season. #PhinsUp

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Well that punch was 100% deserved!

[Evan Closky @ECloskyWTSP]

Here is the play that got Shilo Sanders ejected.

[Evan Closky @ECloskyWTSP]

Here is another angle of the Shilo Sanders ejection. You can see Zach Davidson climb to the facemask, which is what Todd Bowles was arguing to the refs afterwards.

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Deshaun Watson’s agent after that last fumble…

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@GregTurcott I knew that’s what was going to come out today especially when they said the X-ray was negative. Hate it for the Jet fans!

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Aaron Rogers took one look at the Jets O-line and said

“I’m Out”

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

us mentally recovering from watching that finish

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This…

[andrea @heyitsandreah]

and my emotionally unstable relationship with the buffalo bills is back

[andrea @heyitsandreah]

and my emotionally unstable relationship with the buffalo bills is back

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

NFL script writers tonight

[PFF @PFF]

Live look at Jets fans

[Bretticus Maximus @BAM4Play]

Everyone had the Chiefs, Bengals and Bills losing…right?

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RT @_MLFootball: HOLY SHIT THIS GAME IS CRAZY:

A WALK-OFF PUNT RETURN TOUCHDOWN FROM XAVIER GIPSON!!!

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Football fans getting overtime in the final game of Week 1 🍿

[Nicole Becker @Crazy4Skinner53]

Has anyone tried unplugging Josh and plugging him back in? 😅