Dark Knight of the NFL

I got sources

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Quick return to the burner to let y’all know if u have a 14 hour car ride all you need is the following:
- Nicotine
- Water
- Adele
- Coldplay
- The Black Eyed Peas
- Eminem
- Pitbull
- Kid Cudi
- 2 Big Bootie Mixes
- Lee Brice
- Bruce Springsteen

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Her: “He’s probably cheating no human can watch 7 hours of commercial free football”

Me, the fellas, and @ScottHanson next Sunday:

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Hey, @SleeperHQ

Can we get @1SilkySmooth a picture already??? Dude is gonna be league WR 1 this year. Let’s put some respect on his name #LANK

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BREAKING NEWS: Malik Nabers’ camp has made it abundantly clear that he will not play for GM Shane Walsh. #CTESPN

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BREAKING: Samloq WR Quentin Jonhston has been moved to logger for two early thirds (3.03,3.04). Logger bypasses a few swings on upside for a former first round talent in QJ🔥. Who won this trade?

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BREAKING: SOURCES SAY GAVIN HAS BLOCKED CHRIS FOR 48 HOURS

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Breaking: A source close to Gavin has been told “Gavin will be blocking Chris for ATLEAST 48 hours.”

Possible drama brewing again for team Tenczar.

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Cavigs has blocked Chris’ phone number

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Sources say that Erik and Kremlin were very deep in trade talks, but then talks stalled when it got awkward and they started fingering each others BHoles #Butthole #juice

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Per @ChrisTenczarTFC Team Glock Purdy is looking to move 1.08 for elite veteran wide receivers in hopes of a repeat…

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#dickheaddynasty
Sources say logger is active in the war room…expect a deal soon…

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Sources say Cavigs is considering moving up to 1.02 to select Malik Nabers

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Per @nflnetwork Cavigs has been smokescreening this entire time and will be selecting JJ McCarthy at 1.04

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Per @wojespn GM Clem is considering moving the number 2 pick if Marvin Harrison Jr falls to the Giants.

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Per @TomBrady, “Jared Goff is a top 8 quarterback in the league..(he) deserves the recognition and flowers.”

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Per @JordanRaanan Team Ruggities and Olave Garden in talks for a 1.04 and 1.07 swap with the rest of the compensation unknown. Could be something done before the real NFL draft. 👀

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@Ishakeasss Indeed

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Sources say the NFLPA is pushing for a mandate that ensures the DDLeauge draft is before the NFL draft. This stems from fear that “whoever a Chris Tenczar drafts is always going to be a bust.”

#Tenczarcurse

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Sources say Drake Maye “will only play for the Giants”. Per @AdamSchefter. He later said “fuck everybody else New York is the best”

#NYGiants