The president of United States launches TRUMP and extracts +1 bn with a coin, cards, nfts and it’s all good, no drama
Then LIBRA, an Argentine coin launched by ruggers extracts 80m and it is now being compared to the FTX crash?
So you’re telling me that when Argentina, (a country known for hyper inflation, high crime rate, instability and corruption) rugs you, you act surprised, but when USA (a “first world country” with a “serious legal system”) rugs all of you, nobody cares?
How does this make sense? Lol
I am not minimising the impact of LIBRA btw, I am simply asking why nobody is reacting to TRUMP rug as if it isn’t a much bigger deal than LIBRA
@cryptosile That’s very impressive. I understand your take on sharing those numbers but I still believe it is important -actually, essential- to share a track record in order to attract serious investors. Just like any investment fund does
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Folks, I launched the most beautiful Trump coin yesterday, absolutely beautiful. Everyone was saying "Sir, this is the greatest coin launch in history."
But then Melania - and listen, I love Melania, fantastic woman, used to be my favorite wife - she comes out with her own coin. Can you believe it? Very nasty move, very nasty. My coin was doing great numbers, the best numbers, and then BOOM - down it goes. People are saying it's the biggest betrayal since what Crazy Nancy did to Sleepy Joe. That was terrible, wasn't it? The Dems, I tell you folks, are just terrible people. Look what they have done to our country. This used to be a great country.
And you know what? I had a great call with my good friend Elon - brilliant guy, loves rockets, almost as smart as me - and he's got this fantastic rocket going to Mars.
Beautiful rocket, beautiful planet, red like my tie. And I said, "Elon, buddy, do you have room for one more passenger? I've got this problem here on Earth with my coin. I say we send Melania to Mars. She told me she always wanted to be a star."
And once she's gone - and this is the beautiful part - we're going to make cryptocurrency great again. No more spouse coins. Just pure, beautiful Trump coins. And believe me, the next wife - and there will be a next wife, maybe the best wife ever - she's going to sign a pre-launch agreement. Very strict, very legal, no other coins allowed!