Acabei de ver Messi meter um hat trick com 39 anos, abro o twitter e tem um video do Raphinha falando do hidratante que ele passa na cara
Namoral irmão, que desgosto profundo
Cute theory, let's play it out.
A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last.
But... oh wait, there is no pile.
It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded.
The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it.
Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0.
The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession.
But it gets worse.
Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all.
Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees.
So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked.
So the monkeys sit there.
No bananas.
No rockets.
No coordinates to get more banananas.
Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer.
OH
And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.
@MatInvest1@Chef_franco74 Pode botar o açúcar no cafe sem erro, estamos em 2026 e esse mês é pride month, ninguem vai te julgar pela sua sexualidade...
This is my favorite argument.
In Hiroshima, roughly 140k people died due to the nuclear bomb out of 350k. That’s 40% of the city.
In Nagasaki, 80k people died out of 263k. That’s 30% of the city.
In Gaza, 73k people have died (according to GHM) out of 2.3 million. That’s about 3% of the population. A substantial percentage of that are terrorists.
So Israel has dropped an amount of bombs on Gaza that exceeds the power of the nuclear bombs we dropped on Japan and yet the death toll is far lower both proportionally and on a raw numbers basis.
How is that possible if Israel is committing genocide? Maybe it’s because they’re not.
mi novia me acaba de preguntar que porqué Italia no juega el Mundial y su amigo gay ha dicho "perdió la repesca en penaltis contra Bosnia y Herzegovina"
@MissRedslenny Omelete com 5 claras e um pouco de quiejo ralado e oregano, atum ou sardinha em lata com azeite e creme de ricota no pão arabe integral, iogurte desnatado natural e aveia, 1 dedinho de suco integral e o resto de agua com gas, se isso não funcionar...