Nick Gekobe

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

The BEST generation of men to ever exist for women are modern men.

Our grandfathers waited OUTSIDE the delivery room. We are INSIDE the room, holding your hand, rubbing your back, watching you scream at us, supporting you.

Our grandfathers married VIRGINS. We are marrying PROSTITUTES, OnlyFans whores with 50, 100 body counts and we still call them wives ans provided for them.

Our grandfathers married women who could COOK, CLEAN, slim and RAISE CHILDREN. We are marrying fat useless women who can't even boil rice or season chicken.

Our grandfathers married 18, 20, 22 year olds for youth and fertility. We are marrying 35, 40 year old GRANDMOTHERS and then spending $30,000 on IVF because their eggs are dead.

WE BROKE THE RULES FOR YOU.

WE BENT THE RULES FOR YOU.

WE DESTROYED EVERY TRADITION FOR YOU.

And it's still not enough.

Our fathers did 10% of what we do and got submissive, loyal, grateful wives.

We do 200% and get the most ENTITLED, SELFISH, LAZY, MENTALLY UNSTABLE, UNGRATEFUL, MASCULINE, DISRESPECTFUL wives in human history.

Our fathers were RIGHT. They knew exactly why you can't give modern women too much comfort and freedom.

Y'all don't deserve good men.

[R @justranky]

Bro 😭

[Nick Gekobe @NGekobe]

@CHARLESNYAGAH10 @NicKanali Thailand 🇹🇭

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

train yourself to handle life without ever borrowing money.

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

Dates are always given by the Court.

[Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison]

Being a lawyer.

[omnidamian @chiiledwater]

I’ve stopped greeting security guards I know I’ll see again. I’ve learnt that over familiarity breeds billing

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

A woman would rather lose a good man than become a better woman.

[Piibou @Piiibouu]

Le salaire de Juin est déjà fini. On est le 25 mai

[Maester @Tekanomo_]

This is why as a man, you need to marry a woman who is truly really interested in your daily well-being (AKA love you for you) over anything else.

[Justin Welsh @thejustinwelsh]

A very underrated life decision is marrying someone who wants a simple life.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Financial irresponsibility has given me the happiest moments of my life.

[Nick Gekobe @NGekobe]

@Urunzii Egesambeba is diabolical 😂😂😂😂

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @young_naeto]

How life feels after successfully digging yourself out the hole nobody knew you were in

[Noah @RandyNoah]

I was handling a matter in Bondo Law Courts today.

My dad woke up quite early, went and sat physically in court - through about 60 matters - just to hear me address the JO

[Nick Gekobe @NGekobe]

@Benign_Overlord @LawSocietyofKe I think this works best if you’re paying via Mpesa, paid via bank transfer and im yet to see anything

[AD @ADRWC]

A man in the Philippines is seen at home checking his Dentist Licensure Exam results on his laptop, one of the most difficult professional exams to pass. His father stands beside him as he waits nervously. After tense moments, the result shows PASS, officially making him a licensed dentist. His mother, brother, and grandmother break down in tears, celebrating the emotional achievement together.

[Muzami @noah_muhindi]

Very cool concept until your village people get their hands on it😂

[MaliyaMungu🇰🇪 @KamauMathingira]

From today henceforth i'll never take instructions on a children's matter.