Chelsea

if reggie rocket were clinically depressed

[Chelsea @NHcheLs]

Pablo's burning stacks of hundreds in #Narcos to keep his wife warm and I can't even get a text back

[Chelsea @NHcheLs]

not me having 1 beer in Hawaii and signing an email to my law school's director "Mahalo"

[Chelsea @NHcheLs]

used to call you baby, now i never call you back

[Chelsea @NHcheLs]

i opened my office door and the whole building was dark and the doors were locked so the cleaning people had to release me :/

[Chelsea @NHcheLs]

i hope the person who's burrito i got is happy with my frozen yogurt :/

[Chelsea @NHcheLs]

@justlikethebeer it's charcoal but go off

[Chelsea @NHcheLs]

i told my dad when my dogs birthday was and he immediately yelled "KONA YOU'RE AN AQUARIUS!!"

[Chelsea @NHcheLs]

don't you dare try and figure me out. too many people have claimed they could read me like a book, and then they went and put me on a shelf

[Chelsea @NHcheLs]

i was never good at telling jokes but the punchline goes, i'll get older but your lovers stay my age

[Chelsea @NHcheLs]

who are we saving this daylight for?? give it back to the PEOPLE

[Chelsea @NHcheLs]

@disco_mummy let's save birds from prince willam sound and skateboard through the mall

[Chelsea @NHcheLs]

i just ordered a child ages 8-10 size costume so i'll be spending everyday in the sauna this week

[Chelsea @NHcheLs]

have you been personally victimized by a medium ugly man with the personality equivalent of stale bread? then you may be entitled to compensation

[Jake @IsJakeLubin]

People either believe Gavin be dancin or they don’t. Theres no middle ground to this debate

[Chelsea @NHcheLs]

@LordKraken is'a ME

[Real Friends @realfriendsband]

I wanna see me again

[bear @iamblackbear]

i lost myself have u seen me?

[Chelsea @NHcheLs]

i'm a lot like silence, people love the idea of me but can barley stomach the reality

[Chelsea @NHcheLs]

@reethenning hey just for the day we'll pretend im made of money, i'll be your sugar daddy

[Chelsea @NHcheLs]

everything that shines ain't always gonna be gold

[Chelsea @NHcheLs]

once i heal from my trauma and acquire healthy coping skills, it's over for ya'll