Natalie

[Natalie @NHLMZ]

Eeeeeek! Coming soon 👀💋💉

https://t.co/dQahs0T6N1

[Natalie @NHLMZ]

What's this new trend of people posting Instagram stories with the tiniest writing? Why am I needing my phone 2mm away from my face to see you write 3 words?? Nah

[maryam @luvm7r]

I love coming home, being at home, sitting inside my home and staying home

[Natalie @NHLMZ]

Not me who already does this 🤣🤥
Maybe a week for jeans not 30 days but the rest is reyt 🤣👌

[Good Morning Britain @GMB]

A French government agency has set out guidance on how long to wear clothes before washing them. They advise 30 days for jeans, seven for bras, five for t-shirts and three for sports gear. The agency said excessive use of the washing machines wastes water and electricity and wears out clothes more quickly. Should we wash our clothes less?

[Natalie @NHLMZ]

I dont know how this woman can talk the absolutely shafted the economy overnight

[Liz Truss @trussliz]

Higher taxes, more regulation, more spending, more immigration, more Net Zero lead to lower growth.

The economic doom loop accelerates.

[ryo✰⋆｡ @shigeoreum]

didnt black friday use to be like. HUGE sales. now brands have the fucking audacity to cheer and yell black friday week all up in my face with 15% off discounts like genuinely fuck off and maybe explode idk

[lisa keeble 😊 @lisakeb007]

£12.8 Billion to Ukraine

£22 Billion on carbon capture (🙄)

£4 Billion to fund illegal immigrants

£10 Billion PER YEAR for ‘net zero’

But, it’s the farmers fault that the NHS doesn’t have enough money

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

I don't think farmers should have to pay inheritance tax, I don't think family businesses should have to pay inheritance tax.

In fact, I don't think anyone should have to pay inheritance tax - it's snatching already taxed money from the dead.

Scrap the lot.

[Dystopian Times @DystopianTimes_]

The most heart warming thing about Children in Need is how rich people will ask you to pay to feed poor children because the government won't bother taxing those rich people to feed those poor children

[P(45)IERRE SAGE @TEND1NH0]

Huw Edwards got 6 months for having 41 pictures of naked little kids on his phone btw 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂���😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Mark Nelson @marknelsoncomic]

I fear for the safety of the world this morning.

Our only line of defence now may be Gary Barlow’s massive son.

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

“And then Trump won for a second time, but all the while the UK had learned that Gary Barlow’s son was massive, which then became a national priority.”

[is everyone still shouting ✨🌙 @clarelouisekc]

Our mortgages doubled and butter now costs £78 because you were in charge for a handful of days SIT DOWN.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Prince William is doing a documentary We Can End Homelessness on ITV.

His family gets £500m a year, he personally gets £24m.

He could house 2,400 families by himself.

But its not about him doing it, it is about him telling you to do it, as it always is.

[Serena @Serena_Partrick]

Next time the BBC tries to prosecute someone for not paying the TV license the defendant should just tell the judge all about their difficult childhood, their complex personality, & the lifelong damage they have experienced because they didn't get into Oxford.

[🍀Louie Kerr 🇮🇪💚 @LouieKerr8]

It's miraculous what a bit of retail therapy can do 😂

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Shouldn't MPs be means tested before they can claim their heating bills on expenses, or does that logic apply only to poor pensioners?