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HEY NHL..... PROBLEM?

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WHO NEEDS STEVEN STAMKOS WHEN YOU HAVE LEO KOMAROV?

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BRADEN HOLTBY HAS MORE WINS (20) THIS SEASON THAN EVERY NHL TEAM OTHER THAN THE STARS (23), CAPITALS (21), AND CANADIENS (20)

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ABDELKADER IS THE NEXT CLARKSON

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OVECHKIN - 15 SHOTS, NO GOALS

OTTAWA SENATORS - 13 SHOTS, 5 GOALS

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ALEX OVECHKIN HAD 15 (!!!) SHOTS TONIGHT, MATCHING HIS CAREER HIGH. ONLY HOSSA (16) AND BOURQUE (19) HAVE MORE SHOTS IN A GAME SINCE 1987

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HEY FLYERS - THANKS FOR BREAKING MCDAVID ALREADY. THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!

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MAX DOMI IS CURRENTLY ON PACE TO EXCEED HIS FATHER'S NHL SCORING (BOTH GOALS AND POINTS) IN UNDER 3 SEASONS ... TIE DOMI PLAYED 18 SEASONS

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THE DUCKS HAVE REACHED 29% OF THEIR TOTAL LOSSES FROM 2014-15 ... IN ONE MONTH

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THANK YOU CANUCKS FOR ENSURING THAT THE HABS DIDN'T HAVE THE BEST START TO A SEASON EVER - WE WOULD'VE NEVER HEARD THE END OF IT

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> DUCKS SCORE 3 GOALS
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OK I FEEL LEGITIMATELY BAD ABOUT THE DUCKS' LOSS TONIGHT - OUTSHOOTING CHICAGO 39-24 AND LOSING 1-0 IN OT SUCKS

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IF THE DUCKS GET SHUTOUT TONIGHT, THEY ARE ON PACE TO BE SHUTOUT 46 TIMES THIS SEASON. THE NHL RECORD IS 16.

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WHICH TEAM WITH A BAD START TO THE SEASON HAS BEEN FUNNIER TO WATCH FAIL?? #Pens #Ducks

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JOHN TORTORELLA GOT THE CANUCKS A 2ND ROUND PICK

EDDIE LACK GOT THE CANUCKS A 3RD AND A 7TH

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@oilmandan JUST FUN TO COMPARE PLAYERS GETTING MILESTONES AT THE SAME TIME. DOAN'S NO SLOUCH BUT OBVIOUSLY NOT OVECHKIN LEVEL.

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ALEX OVECHKIN SCORED HIS 900TH NHL POINT 3 DAYS AFTER SHANE DOAN GOT #900

DOAN HAD A 3264 DAY HEAD START

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WHEN DOMI AND DUCLAIR LOOK AWESOME, AND YOU HAVE STROME WAITING IN THE CHL, AND YOU MIGHT ALSO GET MATTHEWS #Yotes http://t.co/1tvUlj5Z1B

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DO YOU THINK THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS STINK THIS SEASON? WELL, THE NHL SHOP HAS SOMETHING FOR YOU!

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MATHEMATICALLY WE CANNOT EVEN QUANTIFY HOW MUCH BETTER PHIL KESSEL IS COMPARED TO SIDNEY CROSBY RIGHT NOW:

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WITH THE PENGUINS, KESSEL WILL SCORE ALL THE GOALS!!!!!

NO, REALLY, HE'S SCORED THEIR ONLY GOAL IN 2 GAMES.