my 84 year old auntie called me to ask "who the fine white man was at the DNC because he seems like he could've really been good for America". I choked back my laughter real bad and told her softly, "he was great for America. And Black women loved him".
She asked for his name and like clockwork I replied, "Grant. Fitzgerald Grant, I believe". She said, "damn, his name even SOUNDS important" and then she let out a Baptist MMMmmmmMmm. told her somebody tried to kill him once. then I stopped because I could barely breathe at this point and she started damning them to hell intently.
and I don't know if she'll ever find out, but I haven't laughed that hard in months after she hung up. I know I'm wrong. But, I did it for US. I did it for the United States of America.
Drake's made an entire career of pandering to professional athletes to think he's cool and Kendrick Lamar has the NBA All-Star team on stage calling him a pedophile it's never been more over
CHILDISH GAMBINO
ATAVISTA 💿
🚨MAY 13TH🚨
Tracklist
▫️Atavista
▫️Algorhythm
▫️Time
▫️Psilocybae (Millennial Love)
▫️To Be Hunted
▫️Sweet Thang
▫️Little Foot Big Foot (ft. Young Nudy)
▫️Why Go To The Party
▫️Human Sacrifice
▫️Violence
▫️Final Church
imagine reducing a movie with the most heartbreaking/influential speech for women ever to a movie about “big boobs” like I’m so serious we need to find a way to reproduce without men