Flutternib

(Slightly Less) Fat chick in Ohio. Sometimes I'm funny. Resident butt aficionado.
Gastric Sleeve surgery 11/07/24. 🏳️‍🌈 Ally. Mental health is *so* important.

[Jamie 📖🩸 @followingmybody]

i heard my daughter say “i can’t do this connect the dots!” and i thought huh that’s weird they’re usually no problem for her… then i looked and it’s this AI mess 😭😭😭

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

'You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
Me:

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

My favorite part about having a job is assuming you’re getting fired every time your boss calls you into their office.

[Flutternib @Nibbeh]

All these buckets of water and yet my horse remains parched

[Flutternib @Nibbeh]

@TerribleMaps Them berlin to paris folk gonna be real rural

[Flutternib @Nibbeh]

People big mad at that groundhog this year

[Flutternib @Nibbeh]

When you enforce a boundary you warned was coming months ago and several times leading up to that point so that they could adjust accordingly and they didn't and they just stare at you like

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Living alone is so dumb, you’ll be asking your pets if they’ve seen your phone and those btches never know

[interpretation @materialcritic]

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

[Flutternib @Nibbeh]

Me : here's a very simple boundary id like to establish to make me more comfortable

Boomer : *pulls out fainting couch* this is the worst day of my life and I'm pretty sure you hate me

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

"You can take one personal item with you to military training"

Me:

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

HELPPP

[Flutternib @Nibbeh]

At least I'm useful

[Ar1. @rejekianakbaik]

My mother after the doctor told her that she needed to rest

[Flutternib @Nibbeh]

I plan to get counseling through a work EAP but that really will not stop the bullshit from continuing. My bf has been a *rock* over the last few years and the last few months have been a flood of younger year family dynamic "stress" returning. #notthefavoriteandneverwas

[Flutternib @Nibbeh]

Spend all my time bottling everything up because it's faux pas to air all your dirty laundry to the world but man do I wish the people in my life could see the crap I've seen so they could understand why I'm so fucked up sometimes.

[Jack J @Jack_Frodo]

waiting for someone to quote tweet this with saying they fell into a gorilla enclosure in 2016. I know you’re out there.

[Flutternib @Nibbeh]

@Aaraflynn it's crazy just the other day I told someone that an idea is like a seed. it cant grow unless if you don't plant it and sometimes even if the seed sprouts it still doesn't always survive to be fully grown, but you'll never know if you don't plant it.