Nic Simpson

Doctor. Former nurse. QI enthusiast. Travel lover. Over thinker. Dreamer. List maker.

[Nic Simpson @Nic_Simpson_]

@BuckCllr @DrVoles Who said @DrVoles cleaner is a woman @BuckCllr?

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And now for 2 weeks of blissful ignorance.

(First non-anaesthetic book I’ve read in months.)

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“Reversing a death is not the same as restoring a life”

https://t.co/mCwSTtCqEf

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They just make people different in Yorkshire 🤍

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Even annoying night shifts come to an end eventually.

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I just got physically moved out of the way at the head end of an arrest. I’m absolutely sure the same would have happened to my male registrar colleague.

[Zack Ferguson @zackferguson]

The only way NHS staff could be more pissed off with Matt Hancock going into the jungle is if he’d accidentally taken the CD keys with him.

[Vapourologist @Vapourologist]

Hogwarts department of Anaesthesia:

Dr Potter CT1 - From the moment he picked up a laryngoscope, he’s been told “Yer a gasser Harry”

[Steve Rowe @Kangaroosteve]

2 questions:

Is there a difference in effect of txa between males and females?
Nope - reduced mortality for both.

Are males and females equally likely to receive TXA? (Matched for iss and BATT score)

Nope! Women 50% more likely to NOT get txa

[Nic Simpson @Nic_Simpson_]

Does changeover ever get any less stressful? Or I am bound to this feeling for the next 10 years?! #medtwitter

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@DrRobPM Lol just seen the location is on the photo 🤦🏻‍♀️. But still. Good spot I thought 😂 one of my favourite places 😊

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@DrRobPM Is that Cromer pier? 🌊

[Lauren @RalphL_]

Well, wasn't that just a bit tense... But we're in, @tramlines we shall see you in 2023! 💃🏼🥳😍

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100% my dog would be this dog.

[Joanna Hardy-Susskind @Joanna__Hardy]

My dog just LICKED a sleeping sunbather’s toes in the park if anyone wants to know what the screams of true shock sound like.

[The Female Lead @the_female_lead]

Male engineering student explains why his female class mates are not his equals and you're going to want to read to the end 👇

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No terror being the anaesthetic SHO in all of this at all … 😣😂😳

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100% worth the read.

🎤 drop.

[Caitlin Moran @caitlinmoran]

Today's #IWD2022 amusement - watching companies scramble to delete their fluffy IWD Tweets after @PayGapApp re-tweets them - but with their gender pay-gap stats attached. I deeply salute whoever thought of this. It's deadly genius.

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Turns out a whole new level of Twitter doomscrolling was invented now Covid is “over”

Wonderful.

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Turns out the cure for Covid is @disneyplus & an endless supply of chocolate. Who knew?!