NiceCarProblems

You don't want to fuck me, you want to fuck my car.

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"@MensHumor: It's so hot outside that my back is sticking to my car's leather seats." #NiceCarProblems

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Happy Memorial Day!

(in memory of the dirt that is no longer on my car)

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I won't be at the party because I'm not parking my car in the grass. Get real.

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They post pictures of my baby as their "dream car" but my license plate is in the picture.

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Quarter tank of gas in my new E Class

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I spend more on detailing supplies than personal hygiene products.

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No, this isn't mommy and daddy's car. Check the pink slip.

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Nothing beats a smooth ride to clear my mind.

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It was either buy new wheels or my tuition. Sacrifice at its finest.

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I probably can't hang out because I'm busy showing my car off throughout the city. #NiceCarProblems

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"@arianajmilone: @NiceCarProblems I park in the shade so my leather seats won't burn me when I get in. #NiceCarProblems"

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“@hama_D03: That feeling of relief you get when you find out nothing major is wrong with you car, just needed some fluid <3”

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If it has tits or tires, it's going to cost you money.

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Bimmer > Beamer

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Can you see me? Can you see me? Got my high beams on.

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Don't hate me because my car is more beautiful than your face.

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Swerving into oncoming traffic to avoid pot holes

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I have blind spots because my seats are reclined so far back.

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I got a headache because my subwoofers are so loud.

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My car payment is higher than my rent.