Cum Daddy

Bringing smiles all across Twitter

[Cum Daddy @NiceCucumber]

Low quality pictures of me

[ׅ❦ @cursdpanda]

when im lowkey sleepy so i decide to stay up for a few more hours

[hatsondogs @hatsondogs_]

yeah sure cushions are awesome for detailing but minecraft furniture stocks just went up by 500%

[eggnog @sdhgsdlfighs]

why does it lowk feel illegal breaking into ppls houses and killing them 😂😂😂

[eggnog @sdhgsdlfighs]

why do all cops get mad as hell when you try to take their gun 😭😭😭😭😭

[The Fel-Gnome Wizard @Lv100WormMage]

He who drinks a fifth on the fourth may not be able to go forth on the fifth

[turbomander @turbomander]

dip the breadstick of your soul into the marinara sauce of my love bro

[thunderba11r @thunderba11r]

I just know the scalping community for Somber Smithing Stone (7)s was atrocious

[OOGraham_(Comms Soon)🇵🇸 @OOGraham2]

Bro. This was an actual on screen death. His lifeless body is just sitting there.

[turbomander @turbomander]

hey dude inhale this spore real quick

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Ok I guess I’ll drink on an Empty Stomach About it

[tex @texmeplease]

doordashing one bacteria

[chad @chasedbywasps]

sometimes a whole month goes by

[ty "tyler" ler @timesnewromania]

you're just created one million mexicans

[lets all kill ourselves @MexicanWoker]

Tonight

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

What if 6ix9ine came back as 6ix7even

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

when you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality but the quantum immortality kicked in so it's chill

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

God is putting me in a sock and swinging me hard as fuck into a wall later if you want to hang out

[MudkipNerd @MudkipNerd_]

i would burn cities for an apple sized grape don't even fucking joke lad