The audacity of broke men will always amaze me, I asked my talking stage for 70k for a dress and he started shouting “we’re still in talking stage.” 😂 Sir please… if ₦70k is shaking your destiny, what exactly are we building together?
Broke men are just useless
“All of you are m@d, Carter efe was just holding my neck, I was punch!ng him too but you people are not talking about that. They did ojoro for me, they knew Carter Efe is tall and has long hand but still put him in a boxing with me. Well, you can only buy belt with money but a child cannot be bought. My wife just gave birth to a bouncing baby boy, I value that more than a belt.”
- Portable voice out after Carter Efe defeat him in boxing ring😂
Size Does Matter
Results of a women's survey on size.
Women's response:
2 inches - I can't even hold it.
3 inches - Never been so unsatisfied.
4 inches - I've had bigger than it.
5 inches - Good, but I wish a bit bigger.
6 inches - perfect.
7 inches - Love it.
8 inches - Wow! But can't have it all. 9 inches - Painful but manageable.
10 inches - Too much pressure on stomach.
This survey was actually a Customers' Feedback on different SIZES of Subway Sandwiches!!!! But I love the way you all think! This is why I worry about you all.
Dirty minds!