Astro Dan

South Side 🤘🏼 Go Astros! Go Astros! Go Texans Go Rockets! Leave the gun, grab the cannolis.

[MLB @MLB]

GRAND SLAM YORDAN ALVAREZ ‼️

[Astro Dan @NiceeGuyDaniel]

@Jair1228G I relate to him on so many clumsy levels. 😂

[Astro Dan @NiceeGuyDaniel]

@DeyNati85 @CamCox12 Boomer take for sure. I’m 34 & this is if my dad had a twitter.

[Jairon @Jair1228G]

At the gym just randomly thinking about Lance Berkman’s grand slam in the 2005 NLDS against the Braves.

[chUnc @chunktrunk2]

People scared to go to the movies alone when the vibe is literally this

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Isaac Paredes is now the fourth Mexican-born player to hit 100 home runs in Major League history! 🇲🇽

[Astro Dan @NiceeGuyDaniel]

I love the rain.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Getting paid while there’s still money left from the last paycheck feels like unlocking a bonus level in adulthood

[Jan @janelsooo]

Dallas hasn't had an @HEB in all this time and claims to be better than Houston? Ha!

[Astros Knower @AstrosKnower]

Kyle Tucker

[MULA🍒 @realbbymula]

Ngl growing up we was some walking mfs😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Astro Dan @NiceeGuyDaniel]

@G1itchC @Prominent_Jaay You ruined the joke smh just stop!

[Yesavage2Rogers @Prominent_Jaay]

Get ready to learn Japanese buddy

[Astro Dan @NiceeGuyDaniel]

Damn kids don’t do this anymore??

[Čhazeᛪ༙ @Gottalovechaze]

smoking weed & watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art

[Astro Dan @NiceeGuyDaniel]

Engagement photos from the Japanese garden. Erected in 1992 from our sister city in Japan. The love of my life simply added more beauty to the park.

[Astro Dan @NiceeGuyDaniel]

Why are yall so big?

[Astros Knower @AstrosKnower]

Seeing a lot of mixed reactions from yesterday about booing Kyle Tucker. For me it’s simple. Anyone who wears Dodger Blue is a bitch, hope this helps.

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Aroldis Chapman ⛽️⛽️

And Yordan Alvarez stare-down. 👀

[Astro Dan @NiceeGuyDaniel]

Everybody but me 😤

[TravisT @LeftyTravis]

Well, someone is having a good time. 😭 😭