James Bailey

Sometimes I Wonder... why is that frisbee getting bigger? ..... and then it hits me,

[James Bailey @Nicenutter1980]

.@UHP_IMT Can you let me know your physical address? I've been calling the service desk over the last couple of months about one of your mobiles that has been handed into me (CIOSICB) and nobody gets back. If you can give me an address, i'll pop it in the post.

[James Bailey @Nicenutter1980]

@HalifaxBank Brilliant, thanks John. I found a couple in a draw. Thought I'd ask before fighting to park in town.

[James Bailey @Nicenutter1980]

@HalifaxBank hello. Can you still pay old £20 notes into a branch?

[James Bailey @Nicenutter1980]

@radiocode1969 #shiny I've still got a #wellloved F800st and an ancient 2.5ltr diesel camper. Just to keep my carbon footprint consistent

[James Bailey @Nicenutter1980]

@radiocode1969 I've given in and got myself a milk float #KiaEv6

[James Bailey @Nicenutter1980]

@mrdaveturner

[James Bailey @Nicenutter1980]

@AskNationwide Hi Kamara, thanks for that. This must be a very common question. When I called the number and pressed 2 for breakdown cover, the first thing the automated message says is "there is no need to register your nominated vehicle with us" lol

[James Bailey @Nicenutter1980]

Morning @AskNationwide I've got a question about my Flex FlexPlus breakdown cover. It said it can include 1 of my vehicles being borrowed, but I can't see if I need to register that car with you, if so how do I do that? Thanks

[James Bailey @Nicenutter1980]

@mattsyourlot Hour and a half drive on a UK scale, localish. But on an intergalactic scale, you might as well have twitched a toe slightly. #ItsAllRelative

[James Bailey @Nicenutter1980]

Gee thanks @AldiUK . #priorty shipping for nhs on a Sunday morning but you still have to stand at the till like a lemon until 10am before they are allowed to serve you. #whatsthepoint

[James Bailey @Nicenutter1980]

I like this alot

[James Bailey @Nicenutter1980]

MSY just had its full service, MOT and new drive belt just for #ShitsAndGiggles. If nothing else, I'm ready for 2021 lol

[James Bailey @Nicenutter1980]

@radiocode1969 Hahaha mums eaten there a few times. #insertyourownjoke

[James Bailey @Nicenutter1980]

Copilot tested. #EmergencyIT

[Pete Sinclair @pete_sinclair]

This is the work of the nudge unit. Ignore the words. Red means STOP. Green means GO. The subliminal message is to encourage people to break the lockdown. The government's real aim is still herd immunity, whilst avoiding the blame for the deaths that occur as a result. #StayAlert

[James Bailey @Nicenutter1980]

@MrNishKumar Be a lert, Britain needs lerts.

[James Bailey @Nicenutter1980]

@radiocode1969 Cleaning the cat litter tray. #rockandroll

[James Bailey @Nicenutter1980]

Peak married life. Being scolded by my wife for using the "good kitchen roll"

[James Bailey @Nicenutter1980]

In #lockdown you have to enjoy the little things. Listen to my wife shout at the cat to get off the kitchen windowsill is one of them. "DON'T MAKE ME COUNT TO 3. 1.....2.....good cat" #lockdownsmile

[James Bailey @Nicenutter1980]

I've found my next bike. No chance of this hitting anything