Nick Long

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." -George Carlin

[Nick Long @Nicholas_B_Long]

@TheeChadSmith @stillnothawkize Get to see Illinois-Houston as well. See you there, Ize.

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

The last two coaches to lead Iowa to the Sweet 16 ❤️

Unreal 🥹

#MarchMadness @IowaHoops

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

*touches earpiece*

I'm hearing reports of a lack of beer in Heaven

[Nick Long @Nicholas_B_Long]

@BarstoolBigCat Why are you guys acting like the $20.5 million revenue sharing didn’t go into affect THIS season? Where did the money go if they weren’t already spending it?

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@DavidEickholt He didn’t put up much of an argument so probably was correct.

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@mattvanwinkle OK but now do Juicy Wiggle.

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@DavezONAIR @Hassel_Chris

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@jchicken84 @mattvanwinkle Thank you, Jonathan. I was about ready to jump through my radio during Thursday’s podcast. GrassMax hybrid stitching is represented in the US by @IowaSportsTurf.

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@Hassel_Chris It’s stupid on purpose. Like a lot of your SoundOff skits. Zalatoris is an absolute star.

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@MCFick Aura

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This is the content they want to post so we have to pay $20/month to watch. Was he safe or out? Tune into Marquee to find out!

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Pete Crow-Armsafreakin'cannon.

[Nick Long @Nicholas_B_Long]

@MediacomSupport Still not working. Missed your target.

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@MediacomSupport It’s a rental property, as are most in this area. Please just make the product you provide work.

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@MediacomSupport @HancockTif38369 @_chuckd Is it back running? Please provide an update.

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@MediacomSupport @HancockTif38369 @_chuckd Is this still the plan? Lots of basketball games on tonight…

[Nick Long @Nicholas_B_Long]

@Joe_Hugen JBo did not lead the charge for NIL, it was happening regardless. That narrative needs to change.

[Eduardo Zamarripa @etzama22]

We are thrilled to work with the Caitlin Clark Foundation and bring four new Mini-Pitch Systems to @DMschools! These projects will kickstart the foundation’s Community Courts initiative. #MiniPitch #YouthSports

[Nick Long @Nicholas_B_Long]

@BRSchuff @CoachMason33 Only made it past the B1G Tournament Quarters twice in 15 years. B-.

[Nick Long @Nicholas_B_Long]

@BRSchuff This ain’t intramurals. You gotta pay $20+ million to athletes next year, that formula gets tougher when your 2nd most profitable (because of tv money) doesn’t actually make any money.