Nicholas Rock

Totally rubbish at comedy, everyone should listen to Heavy Metal it will do you the world of good 🤘🤘🤘

[Nicholas Rock @NicholasRock19]

@AnneErickson Metallica, Milton Keynes bowl 1993 on the nowhere left to roam tour.
£19 for a ticket, and what a day 🤘

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@HawkEmDownChris Iron mike

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@UKLabour Do something about the price of fuel then.

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@NWOBHM_EDDIE The clansman...... Freedom!

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@MizzyMogs Zx81 - 3d monster maze
Spectrum - Emlyn Hughes football
Commodore plus 4 - Mercenary, icicle works.
Commodore amiga - cannon fodder, pinball fantasies, sensible world of soccer

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@MuseumCommodore How about monty on the run?

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@_UTDIMole Notts county
Southampton FC
There's 2 for you.

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@UKLabour And the gaslighting by Liebour continues.
You have no ideas how to stop this.

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@Bbmorg If you hand it over to a career politician who has no experience of working in a factory, shop, a farm or anything like that, they will make stuff up as they go along and ruin things for everyone.

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@jeremycorbyn The far left are worse

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@UTD_Kachy Sheffield Wednesday
Sheffield United

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@Beno10_MFC

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@Mimiiben1 Sqrt 49 is 7
Sqrt 81 is 9
Sqrt 9 is 3
Too is 7+3=10
Sqrt 4 is 2
10/2 = 5

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@campbellclaret Found the WMD'S yet?

[Yorkie 'B' 🏴‍☠️ RN VD and Scar..🇬🇧 @RenownVet21]

Ma and Pa were two old hillbillies living out on a farm up in the hills.

Pa has found out that the hole under the outhouse is full.

He goes into the house and tells Ma that he doesn’t know what to do to empty the hole.

Ma says,

“Why don’t you go ask the young’n down the road? He must be smart ’cause he’s a college gradjyate.”

So Pa drives down to the neighbour’s house and asks him,

“Mr College gradjyate, my outhouse hole is full, and I don’t know what to do to empty it.”

The young’n tells him,

“Get yourself two sticks of dynamite, one with a short fuse and one with a long fuse. Put them both under the outhouse and light them both at the same time. The first one will go off and shoot the outhouse in the air. While it’s in the air the second one will then go off and spread the poop all across your farm, fertilizing your ground. The outhouse should then come back down to the same spot atop the now-empty hole.”

Pa thanks the neighbour, then drives to the hardware store and picks up two sticks of dynamite, one with a short fuse and one with a long fuse.

He goes home and puts them under the outhouse.

He then lights them and runs behind a tree.

All of a sudden, Ma comes running out of the house and into the outhouse! Off goes the first stick of dynamite, shooting the outhouse into the air.

BOOM! Off goes the second stick of dynamite, spreading poop all over the farm.

Then, WHAM! The outhouse comes crashing back down atop the hole.

Pa races to the outhouse throw open the door and asks,

“Ma, are you all right?”

As she pulls up her panties she says,

“Yeah, but I’m sure glad I didn’t fart in the kitchen!”

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@according2_taz They are making sure that their feet are wedging the door open so they can't be removed from the RF by William. The money is running out and it's their license to trade

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@TomK_Brit1993 Eat a bacon sandwich properly

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@uttdkola Thierry henry.
Arsenal
Barcelona
France.

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@UKLabour Hence your name Liebour????

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@Mimiiben1 63, which comes from 31+32.