Nick

[Braxton McCoy @braxton_mccoy]

Have we considered just giving possums peptides and cocaine to solve the tick problem?

[Nick @NicholasWente]

you ever buy somthing just so you quit seening the ad..

[kacey ☀️ @lehkolas]

Colorado building a ton of ai data centers then having one of their warmest winters ever where we’re now facing looming water restrictions when these data centers consume absurd amounts of fresh water and you still have people here saying “we need to embrace ai”

[Nick @NicholasWente]

the Chicago Bears have the power to destroy some poor guys life with the 57th pick. Imagine showing up day 1 of training and you are know as "Mr Ketchup"

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

This is the real point: that we are not really freaks at all—not in the literal sense—but the twisted realities of the world we are trying to live in have somehow combined to make us feel like freaks. We argue, we protest, we petition—but nothing changes.

[Nick @NicholasWente]

why the fuck is southern Colorado getting an ai data center? yes yes lets put the water sucking factory in a desert and see what happens #fuckai

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

We haven’t seen a Duke go out like that since Franz Ferdinand

[Nick @NicholasWente]

the ABS system in baseball is going to torch the reputation of some of these umps and I for one am here for it. Why wouldn't the MLB just feed the ump the correct call through an earpiece, instead they pause the game for a challenge? seems inefficient and makes the umps look bad

[Denver Snow ❄❄❄ @denversnow]

My people, I have returned!

[jacob @thesoggyblanket]

i was always told growing up that the U.S. invaded Afghanistan because Al-Qaeda killed Dale Earnhardt

[Mel @Villgecrazylady]

“10 million dogs go missing every year, help us find 365 of them by soft launching the total surveillance state”

[Bennett's Phylactery @extradeadjcb]

Man it sure is handy that we all got free unlimited access to the Visual Evidence Falsifier 9000 right before they dropped the docs on the global pedophile blackmail cabal

[daz @MetamateDaz]

I want to live in a world where boomers aren't constantly trying to ruin our lives.

[Joe @VirtueAgonist]

hell yeah time to eat and have fun

[Benny 'Sensible Jeans' Rollins @citizenkawala]

Adding a note "*Not to be used for evil" when I pay my taxes.

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Back in my day you could go to Walmart at 3:00am and buy a shotgun and a live lobster

[Nick @NicholasWente]

dirty push to end the game, bills lose out of frustration and took it out on Nix

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Every country got the COVID eventually, but China got it right off the bat.

[Nick @NicholasWente]

"to be the best you have to beat the best, if you're scared go to church"

-@BoNix10