Nick Blakely

[Big Tom Callahan🇺🇸 @CallahanAutoCo]

BRAKING NEWS: I just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell and he agreed to buy 500,000 Brake Pads on behalf of the Great State of Kentucky!

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Trump on the reflecting pool: "If you had a knife, you can't even cut it."

Also, Trump on the reflecting pool: "They cut it."

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

You defunded Elmo.

[Queen Chimerazilla ☭🐾 @Qveen_Potato]

This soon to be former member of Congress does not understand that the studies refer to TRANSGENIC mice.

Not turning mice transgender.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The deal with Iran will go down as one of the most incompetent ever made. The U.S. lost on virtually every point. We just don't win anymore!

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

There are teams right now convincing themselves that they shouldn't draft defencemen like Shayne Gostisbehere and Sean Walker just because they're undersized.

Both players just won the Stanley Cup.

and honestly they're prob right bc the canes got them for really cheap

[BGSU Hockey @BGSUHKY]

𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙉𝙇𝙀𝙔 𝘾𝙐𝙋 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙈𝙋𝙄𝙊𝙉 ✅

Congratulations to Falcon Hockey Alum, Class of 2017 Sean Walker and the Carolina Hurricanes on winning the 2026 Stanley Cup!

Let's go!! Keep making Bowling Green proud!

#AyZiggy🟠🟤

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Donald Trump pardoned over 70 allies and donors convicted in fraud cases, and wiped out over $1 billion in restitution, fines, and debts owed by those he pardoned.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Donald Trump has pardoned more than 70 people convicted of fraud

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

He was sentenced to ten years. Republicans let him out after 6 months. Disgusting.

[Brendan Hartnett @BrendanHartnett]

Two days ago, Trump said people calling him a "king" led to the most recent assassination attempt:

"The reason you have people like that is you have people doing No Kings. I'm not a king."

[JT @jiratickets]

The plan?

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

Posting like this while defunding the forest and national park service is such bullshit, man

[Merrick �� @punishedmother]

I’ll remind you that Ashley St. Clair recently confirmed for us that the administration does get all these people in group chats and tells them exactly what to tweet

[Shadow of Ezra @ShadowofEzra]

Fox News is absolutely cooked after this clip.

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

It’s worth remembering that Trump spent the last year claiming the UAE was going to invest $1.3T in the United States.

So, why do they need a bailout?

[Tim @trouble_man90]

Yea we joke about the double standard in the media, but this is legitimately insane.

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

this is crazy cause they wrote this scene to make daenerys look like a fascist authoritarian ruler and he literally said omg that's me

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

This is like if your girlfriend comes home one day and tells you she isn't sleeping with her Jiu Jitsu instructor when you didn't even ask