Nick Eggleton

Yankees, Knicks, Rangers, Arsenal, Hawthorn FC fan. AFL accredited umpire who just wants to see the game officiated at a higher level.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

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@coffield_daniel @DailyAFC @MikeKeegan_DM Strange things happen when you go to Elland Rd

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@Keano2110 🐐

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😤

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Throwing ingredients into a humongous pot from 2 metres up probably feels good as fuck

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Massive cooking of 4800 Kg of food in Ajmer Shareef, Rajasthan, India.

[📹 Thefoodiebae]

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@chrissmoove @coffield_daniel 🐐

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@kanecornes Woody in the morning!

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@Keano2110 @TheMasters TEMPLEOGUEEEEEEEEE

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

.@katyperry Katy, what the hell were you thinking when you married loser Russell Brand. There is a guy who has got nothing going, a waste!

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Will never forget the time I watched a guy in front of me at a barbers very proudly show the hairdresser this photo of Hank Scorpio as the cut he wanted

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

how do i show this to my hairdresser in a not weird way

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@davidking34 Kingy I love you brother I’ve listened to every means test and fireball Friday since it started. Still think the best thing you’ve come up with is the phrase “WHEN YOU ABSOLUTELY HAD TO HAVE IT” also like it when you go “Gerard, what are we doing here” awesome love you kingy

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@danbatten_ Never been a footballer who got more out of his ability though!

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@DylanMcEvoy Hahah only had to wait less than a month for one of the all time implosions to miss finals. Don’t worry though you can still wank over the Schultz pick tonight

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Very enjoyable bookmark, would recommend #purplehaze

[Dylan McEvoy @DylanMcEvoy]

My favourite part of this Hawthorn wank fest is that Freo is borderline identical to them in age / experience & currently sit 3rd on the ladder. Also Hawks are 9th.

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@coffield_daniel I’d say he’s improved in the “not getting filmed doing rack” space over the last 18 months. Always very important. He has also managed to break Collingwood fans brains who want him to formally give his medal to John Noble. Could be close to returning to “him” status?

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If Jack ginnivan wants to do rack far be it from me, or my closest friends to stop him. But at the same time ginni has been caught “lacking”and unfortunately cannot be considered to be “him” sad really.

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@BradKlibansky @coffield_daniel Why’d he change to a defender btw?

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@TomSnell36 @LukasAvramov @kanecornes Nick Haynes being paid 1.2m to play badminton this year Stuke?

[sully ⌖ @dkmsully]

men, turn that Clairo UP!

[Nat Martin @NatMartin30]

Tweets that are aging tremendously.

I absolutely love the pies as a team and fly but absolute crayon brains some of these collingwood accounts.