At the gym a girl came up to me and said she noticed that I kept looking at her and I had to explain that I was looking at myself workout in the mirror next to her
🗣 Radamel Falcao: "If Messi scores, they'll say why didn't he score two goals. If he gives an assist, they'll say why didn't he assist more. If he plays well they'll say the defenders are weak. If he scores a free-kick they'll say the wall was not aligned correctly."
99 years is the amount of prison time a doctor in alabama will receive if they perform an abortion
6 months is the amount of prison time you will receive if you rape an unconscious girl next to a dumpster
wake. the fuck. up.
At our SA recognition program, we were able to say goodbye to our 113 seniors who left an indelible mark on @gobrits and @albioncollege, Thank you so much for everything!
will I go on a date this week or will I bail like I normally do? stay tuned for this week’s episode of “I actively self-sabotage my romantic relationships for reasons unknown to both my therapist and myself”